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He didn't want phone sex

205 replies

Corkscrewbetty · 09/05/2018 14:38

So... my partner and I live apart. He comes to see me most weekends. I live with an eldery parent and so it's hard to find a good time to enjoy ourselves sexually. I just don't feel comfortable. We've even resorted to doing it in bushes when we take the dog out for a walk. We used to have quite an active sex life before my father moved in with me. We would "sext" and all the rest of it. Anyway, my dear old father is with a friend today. I'm self-employed and so is my boyfriend. I texted him asking him if he fancied a bit of phone sex... and he's too tired and not in the mood. Now... I know this happens... but seeing as we so rarely get the chance to do anything sexual... I feel a bit put out. And now I'm thinking about it, I don't think he has been as interested in that side of things recently. I'm wondering whether it's a bit of a red flag or if I'm just getting all worried about nothing.

OP posts:
midnightmisssuki · 09/05/2018 16:03

Confused is phone sex even a thing? OP YABU! How old are you that you feel uncomfortable having sex in your own sex in the privacy of your own bedroom?

UserV · 09/05/2018 16:05

Quite frankly I'm struggling to get past the can't shag quietly in the next room to dad, but can shag in a public place with the dog watching.,,

Yeah I cannot get past this either!

Helmetbymidnight · 09/05/2018 16:05

Shagging while walking the dog? What kind of dog do you have?

UserV · 09/05/2018 16:06

And phone sex.. really? Shock

If my DH suggested that I would tell him to fuck off.

It's every kind of weird!

JaneJeffer · 09/05/2018 16:07

Maybe he's got poison ivy. Grin I thought only Americans got this!

PortiaCastis · 09/05/2018 16:09

What do you type for bush sex , my flaps are ignited with iphone lust but my arse is in the brambles and the dog is licking my ring of confidence so get a shove on and pick me gooseberry

UserV · 09/05/2018 16:12

Portia ^ Grin 😂😂😂🤣😄

Nikephorus · 09/05/2018 16:13

Quite frankly I'm struggling to get past the can't shag quietly in the next room to dad, but can shag in a public place with the dog watching
I'm struggling with the concept of shagging anywhere with the dog watching. But I do remember shagging with an ex's dog in the room once - it wasn't her presence that was the problem but the bloody squeaking from the toy we'd given her; very difficult to stay in the mood with that noise.

0LIVE · 09/05/2018 16:16

OP, I’m confused. I thought your daughter was at school, as you posted about organising school events with other mums. Do you have a baby as well?

And is your partner the unemployed Spaniard who lives off the state, doesn’t want to work, comes to your house to be fed and won’t even buy you a coffee?

PortiaCastis · 09/05/2018 16:16
Grin
Bluntness100 · 09/05/2018 16:19

Olive, I think the op means pre school. She's using the wrong word for some reason.

And the Spaniard I think was also a swinger in his day.

All a bit on the buses really.

FranticallyPeaceful · 09/05/2018 16:20

Phone sex is completely cringe

megafemme · 09/05/2018 16:21

Why can't you just get you elderly relative some earplugs FFS?

Soundsgood · 09/05/2018 16:22

Bush Bush Bush

No income tax, No M.O.T

TatianaLarina · 09/05/2018 16:23

Stop embarrassing the dog.

LagunaBubbles · 09/05/2018 16:26

Does your partner live with an elderly parent to? Why cant you go to his?

Hateloggingin · 09/05/2018 16:27

Is ‘little bubba’ a weird euphemism for clitoris??

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 09/05/2018 16:29

The one and only time I tried phone sex, he kept on overdoing the deep husky whisper and I couldn't catch what he was saying most of the time...
"You want me to WHAT with my WHAT?..."

sonjadog · 09/05/2018 16:38

I want to know more about the dog. Do you tied him up outside the bushes? Does he roam free in the park?

pigsDOfly · 09/05/2018 16:41

Can just imagine my dog's reaction if I attempted to shag in a bush.
She hates having to stand and wait when we're out and would just yap all the time.

Never mind about elderly relative overhearing, the whole neighbourhood would be over hearing.

neveradullmoment99 · 09/05/2018 16:45

Well I wouldn't worry about the elderly relative. Chances are they cant hear that well anyway so shag away!

SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 09/05/2018 16:49

Maybe there isn't room at his for the baby? Sex on the couch when elderl relative has gone to bed?

LongWalkShortPlank · 09/05/2018 16:54

Doggy style Grin

PositiveVibez · 09/05/2018 16:54

Is ‘little bubba’ a weird euphemism for clitoris??

😂😂😂😂😂

SneakyGremlins · 09/05/2018 16:56

I've had phone sex. Once. Years ago. Never again.

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