To be massively pissed off with the Airbnb host?

[blueduvetface]

We rented an Airbnb for a week somewhere nice and warm.

The description of the place banged on about how private it is and how she'd never come round and it not overlooked by anything.

The owners manual says 'please put bins out on Saturday'. That's it.

So aibu in thinking she should have fucking well mentioned the pool guys coming on a Monday?

Dh had taken ds off shopping so I was have a lovely relax on my own (for the first time since I got here) and removing some unruly minge hairs on the sun deck. I hear a chuckling and look up and there's one horrified looking pool guy and one horrified yet amused looking pool guy staring at me.

I'm fucking mortified. I hadn't heard them turn up so have no bloody idea how long they'd been there. I was wearing a sundress but no underwear and I'm hoping to God they didn't see too much.

Now I'm hiding inside on the last day of my bloody holiday hoping they bugger off quickly.

AArrrghhhh!!!!!!

Wtf?

Am I the only person that’s going to think “yuck” at removing your pubic hair on a patio that doesn’t belong to you?!

Oh shit ....

.sorry trying not to laugh but YANBU

It's possibly the most bloody ungainly and unsightly thing you can catch someone doing (bar maybe taking a poo.)

Face all scrunched up in the sun with a triple chin, legs akimbo squinting at your bits. And then the yelp of pain every minute or so. Argh.

I’m with Nicknacky that’s grim

I was putting them carefully on a price of kitchen roll.

Piece! I wasn't just bloody dropping them on the floor lol. I think dh and ds would have had something to say about that.

Sure you were.

God your update made me vom in my mouth, ever heard of veet or a razor?

It's where ds has been playing with his trucks. He likes pebbles and sand but I'm not sure he'd appreciate the pubes. Not everyone is a troll you know!

YABU

You’re disgusting.

WTF?
Surely there are some things you Just Don’t Do Outside.

Why would you even be doing this outside, regardless if anyone was around or not? Your husband and son could have come back and seen you doing it, would you do this sitting in your living room at home, or in the privacy of your bathroom with a closed door?
The host may not know they were coming that day, have you actually asked?

As I said it was some unruly ones.

I alfresco used veet a few days ago so can't use it again as my skin's too sensitive and will get all rashy.

As to razor, are you crazy?! The one time I tried that was horrific! Do people actually use razors?!

I don't think my husband or son would blink an eye to be honest.

Tbh I think is a little bit icky sorry. Maybe restrict hair removal sessions to the bathroom? I can’t imagine any patio feeling private enough for me to do that. What if a sudden wind had picked up and blown all the pubes into the pool (not envy)?

Book yourself a wax next time

Surely pube pruning is a bathroom activity?

Minge hairs...on the sun deck...that the pool guys then had to scoop out of the water? I can't imagine why your AirBNB host could not foresee this fanny plucking situation and pre-warn you.

YABU, and terribly uncouth.

It's possibly the most bloody ungainly and unsightly thing you can catch someone doing (bar maybe taking a poo.)

Yup. That's why you do those things in the bathroom.

I wasn't dropping them on the floor ffs.

Don't worry I bloody will be from now on!