To be massively pissed off with the Airbnb host?

[blueduvetface]

We rented an Airbnb for a week somewhere nice and warm.

The description of the place banged on about how private it is and how she'd never come round and it not overlooked by anything.

The owners manual says 'please put bins out on Saturday'. That's it.

So aibu in thinking she should have fucking well mentioned the pool guys coming on a Monday?

Dh had taken ds off shopping so I was have a lovely relax on my own (for the first time since I got here) and removing some unruly minge hairs on the sun deck. I hear a chuckling and look up and there's one horrified looking pool guy and one horrified yet amused looking pool guy staring at me.

I'm fucking mortified. I hadn't heard them turn up so have no bloody idea how long they'd been there. I was wearing a sundress but no underwear and I'm hoping to God they didn't see too much.

Now I'm hiding inside on the last day of my bloody holiday hoping they bugger off quickly.

Bikini line would have been best.

Public hair wouldn't have really worked because what was I plucking it from?

Frankly, what the OP was doing is irrelevant and so are people's feelings on it. If you are told that the place is private then should not expect any visitors.

Apologies if it's already been stated OP. There do seem to be some sensible people on here but Oy! Enough with the fake outrage already!

I'm shocked that public pools are so busy given the outrage on this thread.

I love the word minge - makes me giggle because it sounds so wrong.

I nominate this thread for classics.

Ha OP I just read that as 'pubic pools' and thought oh bugger I've missed a whole chunk of this thread
You're alright OP

Why are people so uptight about OP being naked in front of her DS? Were he 13 it might be a different story, but 3? Meh.

I too like the word minge.

OP I am mortified on your behalf. I hope sharing the story has lessoned the embarrassment somewhat. It will be a funny story a few years down the line.

As you were.

The embarrassment is all gone now.

Really though, I'm pretty uptight about hygiene. I actually don't go in public pools as they make me (> not envy) due to having got someone's bloody plaster in my mouth once and having seen both poo and a large vom in pools.

I know they're treated with a ton of chlorine but they still ick me out.

I may stop being naked in front of ds though because he keeps telling people I'm having a baby.

I keep telling him it's just too many biscuits but he's not having it.

'Why do so many MNers have so much naked walking around to do? '