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I have the most stupid DH on MN

656 replies

magicstar1 · 06/04/2018 20:39

DH cooked dinner tonight and had some sausages on his plate along with dinner. I commented on how strong they smelled and asked where he got them. He laughed and said “from the bin”.
Last night I was checking the fridge and at the back found a pack of leek sausages dated April 1st...the pack had swelled right up and bubbles were oozing out the side, so I threw them out. These are what he’s just eaten!
Now he burping away and I can’t believe he’s that thick!
AIBU to make him sleep with a bucket tonight Angry

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SluttyButty · 06/04/2018 21:53

Btw my idiot dh has recently had a d&v bug after attending a work buffet the night before. He was allocated the downstairs loo because he was in there so often and we didn't want to catch his shitty illness. He looked like a corpse and was silent for over three days. It was bliss, not that I'm advocating food poisoning as a way to get some peace

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 06/04/2018 21:53

Ohhh god - he is going to be shitting through the eye of a needle!

GummyGoddess · 06/04/2018 21:54

Are you mad @Uniglo18 ?! Scented candles would cause an explosion with that amount of gas!

ShapelyBingoWing · 06/04/2018 21:55

I need to follow this thread simply to see if it's even possible to do something this level of stupid and not get ill!

Seriously though, I'm quite concerned about a couple of posters' food hygiene knowledge. Killing bacteria only eliminates a bacterial threat. The toxins that the huge numbers of bacteria shat out while they were alive and multiplying will remain on the food and can make a person seriously ill. Reheating a bolognese that's been on the stove all night most certainly is not ok (to the person who was defending it.)

I must admit though, I belly laughed at the poster who asked if he'd missed the use by date. They were in the bin. The packaging was bulging. They had oozed. They smelled rank. But yep, must have been that he just carelessly didn't catch the date on the packet Grin

AccioPizza · 06/04/2018 21:56

Bumtrust!!GrinGrin

Oh dear I dread to think how your DH will spend the night. Making me feel all queasy just imagining the manky bin sausages!

SomeRandomBird · 06/04/2018 21:57

I guess that's one way to lose a few pounds. Not the most pleasant though

MsHomeSlice · 06/04/2018 21:57

LTB, seriously!

PasstheStarmix · 06/04/2018 21:59

Confused it’s a wonder he hasnt given himself food poisoning. That is awful, they’d clearly gone off front our description and then laid in a bin over night...why those? Is he THAT hungry. OP I would be mortified if DH did that. 🤢🤢🤢

PasstheStarmix · 06/04/2018 21:59

from your*

emoshional · 06/04/2018 21:59

And I thought my DH was a thicko.

Inkstainedmags · 06/04/2018 22:00

bumtrust

Qwertytypewriter · 06/04/2018 22:01

Joking aside, he needs to learn some basics if food hygiene - I'd be nervous eating anything he prepared - who knows what other daft things he does with food prep if he'd do that (and can't remember if you have DCs, but he could give them stuff not safely prepared too) Hmm

hesterton · 06/04/2018 22:01

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VanillaSugar · 06/04/2018 22:01

I’m dropping in to see whether the world has fallen out of his pants yet.

I thought my own DH was thick for accidentally supergluing his teeth together.

Uniglo18 · 06/04/2018 22:01

GummyGoddess well it'll serve him right if he burns his arse for being stupid enough to eat rotten food straight from the bin. Grin How could he be so stupid as to do that?

Anyway, maybe op should move the candles to the landing for safety sake.

picklemepopcorn · 06/04/2018 22:04

Not place marking to see what happens. Nosirree!

Original poster
magicstar1 · 06/04/2018 22:04

Well he’s still here on the couch, saying he feels fine. I’m the one feeling queasy waiting for a shit tsunami.

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PasstheStarmix · 06/04/2018 22:04

Food poisoning can take hours to come out though can’t it...there’s still time. It will deserve him right.

UpstartCrow · 06/04/2018 22:05

I wonder if MNHQ would say how many watchers a thread has.

Itsnotanthrax · 06/04/2018 22:06

I've cooked sausages on the turn. I had a cold. But even full of snot the stench when I cooked them was fucking rank.
How could anyone put that smell in their mouth?

InsomniacAnonymous · 06/04/2018 22:06

Have you passed on the excellent advice about bumtrust, OP? Grin

TatianaLarina · 06/04/2018 22:06

It’s probably the leeks that went off. Sod’s law says he’ll be fine.

bluescreen · 06/04/2018 22:06

Seriously though, I'm quite concerned about a couple of posters' food hygiene knowledge. Killing bacteria only eliminates a bacterial threat. The toxins that the huge numbers of bacteria shat out while they were alive and multiplying will remain on the food and can make a person seriously ill. Reheating a bolognese that's been on the stove all night most certainly is not ok (to the person who was defending it.)

Yeah, absolutely! Toxins ... er, toxic.

And I'm one of those who seems to have been defending it, but not really... it's gross and ignorant and rank, and possibly very dangerous - although I hope not in this instance. TBH, I wasn't sure the OP was totally serious. If it had been my DH who'd actually done that, I wouldn't be posting on here, that's for sure. I'd have more urgent issues to deal with. And mop up.

uberqueen · 06/04/2018 22:07

Folk who have the penchant for this type of filth tend to have really superb immunity unfortunately

kaytee87 · 06/04/2018 22:07

It will take a good 4-6 hours to take affect I think.

I keep refreshing even though I was going to go to sleep Blush