For fancying Max Branning?

[Durdle]

Evven though my sister says he looks like a boiled rat..........I luuuurve him...

i would seek immediate psychiatric help. i think boiled rat is being over generous!

I agree with your sister!

But he's so moody and brooding with a manly swagger...............swoon.....

YEEEEURCHHHHH !!!!

Boiled rat preferable methinks !

Had to Google him.. but, eeewww yabu!

His bushy ginger eyebrows? OH GOD NO EASTENDERS HAS FINISHED! No more max til tomorrow night boo!

i think i may hurl....
i guess this is what they call an offensive thread title?

These things aren't usually isolated.

Are there any other perversions you wish to be "taken into consideration"?

Even my DH has just shouted 'YES' totally unreasonable

oh yuk. I really do not see what everyone sees in him, like he is a soap hotty. I'd prefer Patrick!

vomit.

he was ok about 20 years ago, what was he in? anyone remember

ewwwwwwww.

Patrick? Noooooooo!

I have another to admit to- Johnny Vegas.

Patrick vs. Max "bald ginger nut" Branning? Although, Jim vs. Max I'd have to choose Max

actually i can see your point, sort of, although his bastard and slimy behaviour has made any feelings there go right out the window..

Yeah he is being a bit of a git but sometimes its hard to resist a bad boy.

this is worse than the gordon ramsay fancying that was going on last night... i'm off for a bath...i feel dirty...

bad boy = dennis, not Max - yuk! Even Jonny Allen is a bonus compared to Max!

i mean dirty as in unclean, btw.
i'm not as sick as you lot!!

Nah I never got the Dennis fancying thing- I just couldn't fancy anyone called Dennis (apologise to all those called Dennis)

yuck!!!! now ian beale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

johnny vegas. You are just being perverse for the sake of it.

I'm deadly serious. I have a thing for the 'larger' man. I just really fancy fat blokes.