For fancying Max Branning?

[Durdle]

Evven though my sister says he looks like a boiled rat..........I luuuurve him...

[powder28]

Hey Durdle, you still want to get in his rubbery smelling, greasy, chipolata containing, pants?

[nickytwotimes]

powder - eeeuuuggghhhh!!
ta for explaination.
i obviously haven't seen as many as you!

[powder28]

LOL Nicky

[Boco]

Oh my God. A greasy sheen to his orange pubes, and a raw chipolata nestled purpley on top.

[powder28]

Sounds like he needs to see a doctor!

[MrMariella]

Leeks. Hmm. Peel back the outer-skin so there is only firm stalk.
Does well coated in butter.

[Boco]

It's therapeutic to take a leek, peel back the outer layer, lay it gently on the chopping board, sharpen knife, swift sharp chops all along the shaft to the very tip. Fry.

[niceglasses]

I really like Gordon Brown. Sexily gruff. Yes, I'd do him ( I think!!) He'd find me terribly thick tho. Did you see them all on Newsnight last night saying he was an 'intellectual heavyweight'???

[MrMariella]

eek!!

[flightattendant]

No I missed newsnight. Sadly. Is he going to be PM? That means more of him on telly doesn't it?
I know what you mean though, he'd think I was thick as f*ck too.
Do you think Sarah is very clever? And they talk about inflation at bedtime?
Mind boggles.

[Snowboo]

Oh dear. This thread is on a slippery slope i'm afraid.

[donnie]

boak at this thread!