For fancying Max Branning?

[Durdle]

Evven though my sister says he looks like a boiled rat..........I luuuurve him...

Durdle i told you you're a freak, now go and have a cold shower.

But can I have a shower with Johnny and Max?

Go and wash your eyes out with bleach.

[theatrical shudder]

You'd need to reinforce your floor first, or you'd all end up in the kitchen.

The girl's got it bad. Filling these pages with sexual innuendo. Tsk.

The girl's got it bad. Filling these pages with sexual innuendo. Tsk.

Yes yabu He is so ugly!

Hes horrible, and he always whispers everything, WHY!

Because he's he's baaaaaad, and a bit dodgy, and a cockney. oooohhhhh.

Yeah God MrM sexual innuendo - who does that!

I peeled my first mushrooms this evening

No! No!

YUK!!! I think i'd prefer to fancy Bradley!

And you were right, it did feel therapeutic.

Where is the [vomit] when you need it?

It is!!

It's the delicacy of it. Can get a bit obsessive to do it just right. Not peeling them now would be negligent and slovenly when one knows the goodness of it.

Absolutely. A rub with a damp cloth or a scrub under the cold tap would feel careless and crude.

Gulp.

Not to say 'cruel'.

thank god.. I thought I was the only one

Leeks go well with mushrooms. And fish.

ive just watched eastenders, i thought of this post and the answer has to be a resounding YES YABU ,now off you go and find something worth oggling!

I had to google to find out who he was and to me he looks just like William Hague whom I would only have sex with if he gave me three quarters of a million dollars.

more than unreasonable
think you might need to pop down your gp's in the morning
probabally have you safe and tucked up in a secure ward by lunch time