To make him wash his own trousers

[Firstimefreaked]

Last night my OH went out it was the the 10th anniversary of the bar so the drinks were flowing free, I don't mind that he got super drunk if I wasn't BF with a young baby I would have loved it, however when he came back he informed me drunkenly he had peed his trousers I made him wipe himself down (too drunk to wash) and go to bed after inspecting his clothes he had sh*t himself royally it's a mess!!!

Do I bag it up and make him wash it when he comes back from work at 1pm even though he is warmed up death today?

What's the worse state your partners been in?

at talk of unnecessarily mean after what she is posting.

I'd struggle to be attracted to someone that got so drunk they pissed and shit themselves.

I hadn't read all the posts before I posted Lying so didn't know the thread had gone the way I it had. My post was wrong and more out of frustration at yet another thread asking a question that really didn't need a bunch of strangers answering. But like you I tend normally to try and be fair when responding to an OP even if it's not always what the majority of posters are saying or that the OP wants to hear.

It would be a pointless forum if everyone agreed just for the sake wouldn't it?

Tbh I'd just wash them and have it over with. Yes. My DH does his own laundry but I think this would be a one off. If slightly unbelievable.

Zibbidoo, I've said that I'm not a very nice person.

I have been attacked on MN unfairly by someone who wishes to appear all caring and good fun.
Some people are really not as nice as they think they are!

Ha! Was beaten to it!! Wadayaknow!

What MrsCaecilius said.

honky can come sit with me on the piss and shit free undesirable and inadequate bench.

Exactly Astrid. That would be 4 washes a day in our house. It all gets thrown in together, then whoever's near the washing machine turns it on.

found him but butt naked on the sofa watching spongebob and eating a bucket of fried chicken

I'd have been furious. How dare he not share it!?

He was most put out when I plonked myself down next to him and helped myself to his chicken.

Apart from that, he gets incredibly giggly when drunk which is hilarious as he is such a grumpy sod at the best of time.

It was pretty funny, but a bit gross watching him pick fried chicken off his hairy belly and eating it whilst hiccuping and laughing at the telly 😂

mamahanji
It was pretty funny, but a bit gross watching him pick fried chicken off his hairy belly and eating it whilst hiccuping and laughing at the telly.

How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen

What concerns me most about this whole thread is that OP slept in a shitty bed all night and didn’t think to change the bedsheets the next day! < not envy!

zibbidioo surely though there are times when you can't make a full load out of your own clothes, but you wouldn't throw in something of your dhs to fill the machine? yes it's childish, all for the sake of making a point.

Figuratively speaking, PMSL at the idea that thinking people should only shit or pee in the loo, is evidence of a perfect life.

I had no idea I was a member of such an exclusive elite.

surely though there are times when you can't make a full load out of your own clothes, but you wouldn't throw in something of your dhs to fill the machine? yes it's childish, all for the sake of making a point.

Yes! I’m that rigid in my thinking. as already stated upthread, I have no husband. I have two sons. If I’m doing a load of say white laundry and don’t have a full load I will shout to DS1 “have you any whites for the machine?” And he will run down with anything he has. If he doesn’t have any or doesn’t answer then I still stick the wash on. I have a really cool dial on my machine that allows me to programme it for smaller loads. It’s a miraculous thing. My DCs love using it.

Well obviously then if you've no husband, sigh., people that DO have them presumably would bung everyone's in together. Pointless argument.

Nope. Some do. Some don’t.

O whatever, go argue with someone else, or must you have the last word. But i'd say MOST rather than some. Bye, don't wish to continue the childishness.

I’m really baffled by why this is such a problem for you. Some families wash all the laundry together, some wash separately. How does this affect you?

People have really overreacted on this thread. Zibbidoo - most families wash their stuff together, because they're, you know, families, not flatmates.

Not sure how you would know what most families do tbh.

It's common sense, of course most families just bung their washing in together. Why the hell wouldn't they, but more importantly, why does the thought bother you?

And btw, it was you who made it a problem, not me.