To make him wash his own trousers

[Firstimefreaked]

Last night my OH went out it was the the 10th anniversary of the bar so the drinks were flowing free, I don't mind that he got super drunk if I wasn't BF with a young baby I would have loved it, however when he came back he informed me drunkenly he had peed his trousers I made him wipe himself down (too drunk to wash) and go to bed after inspecting his clothes he had sh*t himself royally it's a mess!!!

Do I bag it up and make him wash it when he comes back from work at 1pm even though he is warmed up death today?

What's the worse state your partners been in?

Atleast this isn't going to end up in the mirror! Woman's OH shites trousers and does laundry!!! Although not to late he might bring me a penis candle to say sorry.

The fail will probably pick it up. It’s already full of shite so one more story won’t make a difference.

If my 3 year old has an accident and shits their pants, I'll clean them up and wash or bin their trousers.

If my DP shit his pants id tell him he was fucking disgusting and not to come near me in such a state. And potentially put him in the garden.

We aren't big drinkers at all but once he came home from a work do and I heard him come in but he didn't come to bed after 40 minutes so went down to check on him and found him but butt naked on the sofa watching spongebob and eating a bucket of fried chicken. Classy bastard that man.

I would have thrown them out while gagging I think! I bet he's mortified when he realises what happened.

I remember an ex of mine got so drunk he had some weird sleepwalking episode and pissed on my mum's carpet. That took some explaining. I laugh now thinking of it because I was screeching 'YOU'RE PEEING' and he, standing there pissing and half-asleep, just said 'It's fine' and carried on.

I have actually lived through a similiar situation more than once as I was married to a violent drunken disgusting alcoholic who shat himself a lot, once on the sofa which was ruined and also in the bed which wasn't salvageable so no I did not find any of it very funny.

Firstimefraked, I'm SURE your husband wouldn't compound this er, shit-storm, by presenting you with a penis-candle, would he?

But, if he were so foolish, you could 'shove it where the sun doesn't shine' and that will prevent a recurrence... EVER!

Mamahanji that's hilarious, full on belly laugh!
Oh Celebaby your poor mum, I imagine you squealing your peeing in a hushed voice lol

Maybe I should add penis candle to shopping list.

Portia, I'm sorry that you went through that. How though does your 'violent, drunken, disgusting, alcoholic' ex husband, relate to OP's situation exactly?

There seems to be an inordinate amount of projection going on in this thread - to the detriment of the OP who is being insulted left and right - and it's unfair.

OP, you wanted a funny story. We went to London for a very posh do, two nights in a nice hotel. First night my husband stayed up drinking with his brother until the early hours. Came to bed without waking me. A couple of hours later he went to the loo, went through the wrong door and locked hinself out in the corridor stark, bollock, naked. A very timid knock on the door got him readmitted but not for a couple of minutes - just long enough to make him worry.

PortiaCastis it's a shame you went through that but yours was an alcoholic mine isn't. I have been with an alcoholic it was horribly money going missing,no food, he couldn't be bothered to use the toilet downstairs so used to pee in a pint glass. I'm glad that you have extracted yourself from that situation.

Oh bluelady lol your poor hubby naked and afraid.

I would be utterly livid and no fucking way would I be washing them, disgraceful behaviour

That's disgusting behaviour from a grown adult.

He's back and very apologetic as I eat a some lindor chocolate, he's agreed that we should make a trip to primark to buy a coupl of new bits (finally it's been a couple of years since we bought new clothes) he is very ashamed and has thrown all the rubbish including the jeans out. Matters settled the end of the traveling shite jeans.

However if anyone wants to post any funny stories I would love a laugh, he's now looking after the baby while I pack my stuff.

Always the same lemon-sucking faces too. I don't get it. This board used to be quite fun but now it seems to be where the 'leftovers' post, the undesirables who have no social skills or ability to comprehend a post. It's unfortunate when those lacking skills are accompanied by a will and determination to slap people down all the time. Oh well

^ Yes, I totally agree with this.

OP that's really grim, he must be mortified.

Nah. Not lemon sucking or pearl clutching. I just don't understand where this need for constant affirmation from strangers regarding such things that we really know the answers to. Same with the MIL threads.

My Dh while home at his parents from uni got drunk and woke in the night not sure where he was. He ended up getting in bed starkers with his parents.

A family friend couldnt find his keys to get back in so slept in the little shed in the garden where they kept the bins!

My DH sometimes finds himself so overcome by love for me when he has had a few too many that it moves him to tears. We both went out with separate groups of friends once and i rang him to say i was on my way home, did he want any chips etc. He told me to hurry home as the house felt so empty and wrong without me.

Why would you even consider washing them for him!?

Seriously, I really don't understand why you the thought would cross your mind?

He shit himself!

GreatDuckCookery, so, we'll see you on the other threads then? Where even less interesting/more inane questions are asked - pointing out the lack of reason for the poster of the thread to even post it?

I don't understand why posters - who feel the way you do - bother to post on a thread just to say that they can't see why the poster of the thread has posted. Obviously the poster thought there was a point. Is there a point other than to deliver a nasty little swipe to somebody you don't even know, for no good reason?

I have my suspicions that some posters live very sad lives and this is their one outlet where they can feel a bit powerful by making somebody else feel a bit worse. I wouldn't like to live that way and I'm genuinely sorry that some posters appear to.

The point of asking questions esp on MN is because sometimes the responses are not what you expect and that is what is interesting.

Do you leave your washing out overnight?
Do you eat out of date food?
Is it rude to ask for cash as a wedding present?

All questions that will polarise opinion and people will be adamant that they are right.

Why did you inspect his trousers to begin with?

And yet Lying there are posters that like to make themselves appear all caring and good fun swooping in like the angel of mercy when the majority of posters don't agree with the OP. But it's not really about the OP, it's about them appearing like a doo gooder, lets be honest here.

The OP was a good sort on this thread and probably didn't deserve some of the replies but that doesn't mean I can't have an opinion that in reality her question didn't need answering or affirming by strangers in the internet.

GreatDuckCookery, You have me pegged all wrong there; I'm really not a nice or good person and I don't pretend to be. My only saving grace is that I'm generally fair and will apologise when I'm not. I dislike the piling on that happens here, it's so unnecessarily mean.

I agree with you though that the OP has been a very good sort on this thread and she's had a hammering. Your post was just as pointless as the OP's question, using your criteria, but at least it wasn't gratuitously nasty.