Steak and a blow job night (this isn't unreasonable, right)?

[CocoDeMoll]

Dh reminds me with a cheeky wink that it's that delightfully thought up day of the year .

I explain being heavily pregnant and feeling like a cow there's not a chance! He's now going to buy and cook us steak tonight after not getting the steak side of the day out of his head. So... I'm getting a steak dinner cooked for me and nothing else will be happening . AIBU?

Ok to be fair, I now want steak so I can see how that works.

YANBU-
my DP made quite a fuss about it last year- I kindly reminded him that the more he banged on about it the less likely it was to happen. He didn't get the message-
So I bought and cooked him steak and went about the rest of the evening with an air of innocence.
Don't try to pressure me into doing something, it's not nice!

He learnt his lesson and I haven't heard a peep this year

If I were you I'd smile sweetly and tell him he can give you the blow job later, when you're feeling more like it.

Oh gosh I had forgot about this day.

My partners a veggie 😬😬

Is this a particular night every year? How bizarre!

@Auspiciouspanda
Cauliflower steak thing?

I'm veggie... no steak,no sausage but it is dp's birthday so might make a late concession 😂

What now? No chance. Wtf. I’ve never heard of this ‘special’ day!

It's the month after valentines day apprently it's the "mens version" of valentines day.

We celebrated last night, because of work constraints. Its better than valentines day!

God, I don't know what it is about this day or what it does to my sense of humour, but it makes me Boil with Rage. That is all.

Never heard of this, and as DH forgot my Valentine's card this year i don't think I'll alert him to it

My OH hasn't a clue what day it is, not to my knowledge anyway. Mind you, he's been at work all day with a load of men, so he probably knows by now. Drat.

tubesteak?

Yay, my hubby is a vegetarian! Hahaha

never heard of that until I read it on MN, I doubt DH has either, or would do anything else than ignore it if he reads it somewhere.

just pick your day, or make up your own
holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/march.htm

I wonder if there'll be as many "I only got steak and bj aibu to be disappointed " posts as there were on mother's day!

Also, why are you all behaving as though your oh would be lucky/have no chance etc?

DH unfriends people on FB for posting about it. Thinks it's reductive and crass thankfully.

at the replies. Yeah it's definitely a thing. I'm usually more willing but y'know, third trimester and all that!

I’ve been aware of it for a few years, pre being on MN. It’s lighthearted ‘retaliation’ to Valentine’s Day which is generally geared more towards women with the romance, flowers etc. So a month later men get steak and a blow job to even it out (see: gender stereotypes)

I think we jokingly celebrated it for a couple of years, but neither of us eat steak now...

Nobody I know in RL talks about this. Thankfully.

To the veggies/vegans on this thread avant garde steak by gas Oakley is wonderful

Oh gosh I forgot about this nonsense.... but I did ring OH earlier and ask him to pick up some steak for dinner! I'm pregnant and really fancy a bit of red meat.

Oh well. He'll be getting the steak then but I doubt he'll get anything else 😂