Steak and a blow job night (this isn't unreasonable, right)?

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Dh reminds me with a cheeky wink that it's that delightfully thought up day of the year .

I explain being heavily pregnant and feeling like a cow there's not a chance! He's now going to buy and cook us steak tonight after not getting the steak side of the day out of his head. So... I'm getting a steak dinner cooked for me and nothing else will be happening . AIBU?

I've told my husband that I will put the same amount of effort into steak and bj day as he does Valentine's Day... which is none

@Whatshallidonowpeople - Maybe it's not a lot of peoples favourite thing to do? Gives me major jaw ache.

Dp keeps asking if i know what the date is. I keep telling him yeah its ur mothers bday 😂which he forgot ...i actually have steak cooking for tea but purely cause it needs to be used. He must think his lucks in

This is a thing?! Who decided that, then? It doesn't sound like a Hallmark occasion...

Anybody who suggested this to me would be introduced to my little alternative celebration called ‘stake and blow torch day’. You can guess what I do with them.

Yeah, have heard of this as being a thing.
Apparently it's chicken and licking day tomorrow too if that's more your thing.

I can say without a doubt that DH has no chance today.

He's not a creepy fucker who would ever want to participate in such crap though.

Blerg.

I don't think many people do it for themselves, they do it because their partner enjoys it.

I don't get why Valentine's is all about women though? I buy steak for DH on Valentine's day. He buys me a bunch of tulips. No Bus unless I feel like it and I won't be dictated by an arbitrary date.

Teak and BJ day It's a stupid thing 'menz' have thought up and I am not falling for it.

I thought it was pie day?

And there was me thinking it was Pi day. 3.14 (March fourteenth) where we celebrate a mathematical phenomenon!

I suggest you spend the evening doing geometry, and drawing circles, and eating pie!

Pi

Yup its pi day.

Im vegetarian anyway but I do have a hairdryer

Yeah he can have it,if he cooks the steak and is flexible enough. 😆
Pizza and masterchef night chez Fuckery.

Chocolate and Cunninglingus Day to even things up?

Pi Day only exists in the USA. It doesn't make sense anywhere else, since the year doesn't have 14 months in it.

Yeah why is Valentines just for women? I bought my bf tickets to a comedy night for valentines.

No steaks or blowjobs in this household

Yes i thought it was pie day too

Nobody I know in RL talks about this. Thankfully

Yep.

I'm making lasagne.

Don’t forget cake and cunnilingus day next month.

We are having stew

Whatshallidonowpeople Some people don’t perform sex acts just because some bollocks on the internet tells them they have to do it today. And sex acts should be mutually enjoyable. HTH

UK pi day is 22/7.

I actually find the 'steak & blow job day' thing pretty unpleasant, as it kind of assumes that women don't do anything nice for men on Valentine's Day, that no men like romance and that no women like steak and oral.

Faggots and a quick kiss at best here.
Failing on both counts, S&BJ and Pi day.
I won't lose sleep on it...

I'm going out for dinner with friends tonight and leaving DH at home. So I might have steak (really fancy it now after reading this thread) but he'll be having a ready meal for one