Steak and a blow job night (this isn't unreasonable, right)?

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Dh reminds me with a cheeky wink that it's that delightfully thought up day of the year .

I explain being heavily pregnant and feeling like a cow there's not a chance! He's now going to buy and cook us steak tonight after not getting the steak side of the day out of his head. So... I'm getting a steak dinner cooked for me and nothing else will be happening . AIBU?

"you ladies"

"you girls"

"bitches"

Nope. I'm a woman and my marriage is predicated upon mutual respect and enjoyment. Not enforced sex acts and gross expectation.

I think it's a revolting concept

^^ What ShowOfHands said goes double for me!

Butches my sex life isn't so sad that it relies on facebook posts for direction.

My husband and I have sex when we both feel like it.

We also have the added benefit of having a bit of respect for ourselves and each other. Something a few posters on this thread could be doing with.

I think everyone just needs to chill out, probably get off here and give a few more blow jobs/get more oral!

Bloody awful contrived rubbish

*whoosh

That's the sound of the actual point going flying over your head, Anne.*

How very twee. If I'm not careful I suspect I'll get a "did you mean to be so rude?"

We bought steak last night at the supermarket. I wondered why the check out operator smirked.

Having it tomorrow with a mushroom and garlic sauce. The steak not the blowjob.

Got OH to pick up steak on the way home. I’m 36 weeks pregnant too he’s been a gem all pregnancy and not pressured me at all so I’m going to oblige (in hopes of him helping me GET THIS BABY OUT in a week or 2)

Never heard if this. Is it a relatively new thing?

Can someone explain what fresh hell this is please

"Iamagreyhoundhearmeroar
This is a thing?! Who decided that, then? It doesn't sound like a Hallmark occasion..."

Maybe not Hallmark...

I said that expectation is gross, I made no comments on blow jobs and I told no lies.

I'm not sure what purpose your goadiness serves. You're being deliberately obtuse but I wonder to what end?

It's true, you really do learn someone new everyday. Well, my special friend doesn't believe in celebrating Valentine's Day, so I guess that means I don't need concern myself with Steak and Blowjob Day.

Give him an IOU?

It is a horrible concept and I detest it.

Fuck off with your notion that you can schedule in a day on which to demand I perform sexual acts whether I actually want to or not.

We celebrated but steaks and bowjobs aren't they rare in this household. It's a bit of fun. Obviously I wouldn't have done it if I didn't want to.

Come back with Chinese and cunnilingus

Go to South Korea or Japan where today is “white day” and women are given chocolates as a gift .

Don't think it's that new I heard it years ago, according to Wikipedia it dates back to 2002. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day

If it’s making your jaw ache then you’re overlooking the steak. Two minutes on each side.

Over cooking. Bloody phone ruining my joke.

I'm so glad I picked chicken instead of steak earlier at lidl ( for my own tea ) 😂

I’m actually cringing at “wiggle their eyebrows” in anticipation. Do people actually do that? In a serious manner?