Steak and a blow job night (this isn't unreasonable, right)?

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Dh reminds me with a cheeky wink that it's that delightfully thought up day of the year .

I explain being heavily pregnant and feeling like a cow there's not a chance! He's now going to buy and cook us steak tonight after not getting the steak side of the day out of his head. So... I'm getting a steak dinner cooked for me and nothing else will be happening . AIBU?

What a weird thing.
After a big steak I’m inclined to make like a lion, lie on my back with my paws in the air and fall asleep!!

Chocolate and Cunninglingus Day to even things up?

Apparently it's Chicken and Lickin Day tomorrow....

“Don't try to pressure me into doing something, it's not nice!”

This.

There is never , ever a reason for a man to set up sex as a demand.

This whole premise is only acceptable if an individual woman has offered a particular treat night, according to taste and preference.

I have a feeling that this ‘day’ has not originated like this.

It is a nasty, insidious premise.

Steak for us tonight! Lol

Since when is Valentine's Day 'mainly for women'? Not in this house it's not.

Steak and BJ Day? So let's see, you buy me flowers and a nice card and a month later I cook you a meal and perform a sexual act on you?

And that's supposed to be an example of gender equality? Pfft!

So the idea that sex is something women perform for men rather than a mutually enjoyable activity is alive and well then. Christ how depressing

Well my husband will be out of luck. I had double jaw surgery a week ago!!!

• Maybe it's not a lot of peoples favourite thing to do? Gives me major jaw ache.

Try fillet steak -less chewy

auspicious and other veggies.

Quorum do a steak

I get the Facebook tagged reminder straight after valentines.....have done for about 4 years now.

However it's just a standing joke in this relationship, no feminist tirades or disgusting degrading behaviour thoughts.... Just a bit of fun, like valentines day.

Haha! No NBU, I brought steak last night as I fancied it and DH brought it up jokingly I hadn't a clue! Anyway DH cooked it for us last night no BJ expected!

Chickenagain 😂😂 that tickled me.

Guess were having heavy petting and pasta night here

chickenagain

It's just a bit of fun isn't it? I generally oblige on this day but as my dh is working in Scotland he better only be getting steak 😜

Chickenagain very funny!

May I just add that I now want pie? I am in Trumpville so I do deserve it.

My DP would never mention this, and we're out for dinner tonight so he can have a fancy steak anyway if he wants.

But although he's mostly great, he really doesn't seem to get why at 37 weeks pregnant, I don't relish the idea of having a cock thrust down my throat. Ffs, it is quite literally one of the very last things I feel like doing!!!

OP - so is OH treating you to a nice hair cut and blow dry?

I totally lose my sense of humour over this "day"
Maybe if it wasn't a demand for food and a sex act to follow id find it funny... also maybe if it wasn't implied that it's to make up for the men not "having valentines" bullshit.

Times like this I'm so grateful my husband doesn't buy into immature things like this tbh

*I can say without a doubt that DH has no chance today.

He's not a creepy fucker who would ever want to participate in such crap though.*

I don't think any poor fucker whose wife thinks oral sex between a married couple is "creepy" ever had a chance tbh.

If both parties enjoy blow jobs, do 'em when the fancy takes you not on a designated "day"

I have a cold sore on my lip (damn you, cold virus), perhaps I should participate after all.....

Have you ladies of heard of Chicken and Licking day tomorrow?!

whoosh

That's the sound of the actual point going flying over your head, Anne.

Oral sex isn't creepy. Anyone expecting it on steak and blowjob day is.

The only poor fuckers about are the women who will have their husbands wiggling their eyebrows at them tonight.

Some very defensive 'cool girls' or maybe sad male basement dwellers here. I'm not anti blowjobs. They're fun when I feel awake, sexy and am not growing a person inside me. Dh gets that's why it's not happening. Also, chicken and lickin ?!?! I think that sounds even less appealing right now #zerosexdrive