We have just watched the worst film ever

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Date movie.
It has alisonhannigan in and we thought it might be light hearted
It was dire. Utter crap. And I have a high threshold for crap, can watch most rubbish as long as its entertaining

oh twilight the fucking acting and justg smile for once will u kristen

Voting for the Moshi Monster movie. Went to see it with DD2. Absolute shite.
Six of us in total in the cinema that day.

I didn’t like hangover either...

Men who stare st Goats.

Really??

I’ll never get over The Blair Witch Project

Lord of the Rings gets my vote. It was known in our house as Dull of the Dull. 3 hours Abd they still didn’t get the sodding ring!!

Jacob's Ladder.
Maybe you are all too young and have been spared it...

I hated Lalaland.,
Why put a non singin non musician non dancing pair in a all singing dancing musical (with a crap storyline).

The Tree of Life ruined a perfectly good hangover. Pretentious arty bollocks.

The Happening was pretty rubbish. Despite the title, nothing happened! We watched it in the cinema and I was close to asking for a refund.

I would say - SWAT, Beauty & the beast (2017 remake) and inception.

squoosh - I'm not spacist

you are however a fucking genius

Show girls was terrible especially the sex scene in the pool!

Wedding Crashers
Bridget Jones
Norbit
...Not funny!

BAD NEIGHBOURS argh. Can't believe they made a second one

@CherryChasingDotMuncher yes!!! Thought I'd find it said and she'd a tear hut the main male character was so unlike able!

Twlight...still love how the best bit is a dream!!! The reaction in the cinema after that...

Jacob's ladder is awesome. Or at least it was 30 years ago. Have to admit I've not seen it since.

I've seen hotel for dogs and it is terrible. The only reason I kept watching was because I couldn't leave the kids at the cinema on their own. Thankfully it was on at kids' club so it didn't cost much. It never explained who cleans up the poo.

Titanic that really was awful. They spend a bloody fortune on special effects and about 20p on the script

Queen of the Desert with bloody Nicole Kidman and Robert 'vampire' Pattinson as Bell and Lawrence. They redefined the cardboard cut out school of acting and storytelling.

It was as though Werner Herzog had thought, ooh Gertrude Bell was an interesting woman, now let's package her up as a Hollywood love interest and make her really fucking boring. Twat.

It got slated, it wasn't just me.

the emoji movie
big mommas house 2
the power rangers movie

Any in that series eg "Epic Movie" are truly awful.

However, I don't know if they're the worst i've ever seen, as I haven't been able to watch more than 10 minutes of any of them.

Probably the worst movie I have ever seen right through was "Battlefield Earth". It had a good cast including John Travolta and Forrest Whitaker, and was based on a novel by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of scientology. It was actually so bad that it was extremely enjoyable and rather funny in a perverse kind of way. However, several years after the first viewing, I tried to watch it again, but I couldn't: second time around it was just plain bad.

Agree that the happening should have been renamed nothing happening here.

Also agree about the human centipede. I went in there with great expectations that it would push the boundaries of horror etc and it was just fucking boring. The centipede itself - admittedly I had stopped caring by this point - looked ridiculous. I mean it was actually comical. Not the effect they were going for I'm sure.

As above so below... Not sure what happened. Went into a tunnel and came out again.,
Oh and new Annie... That.

The Lobster - very depressing and made no sense at all, think I fell asleep half way through!

Zoolander II is absolutely the most awful film I can remember watching. And that’s saying something because I’ve watched both Bratz the movie and Cruel Intentions II.