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We have just watched the worst film ever

649 replies

StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2018 21:08

Date movie.
It has alisonhannigan in and we thought it might be light hearted
It was dire. Utter crap. And I have a high threshold for crap, can watch most rubbish as long as its entertaining

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GabsAlot · 05/03/2018 10:00

oh yes the happening where nothing happened i mean what?

i liked scott pilgrim thoght it was fun

Firesuit · 05/03/2018 10:05

The Thin Red Line. 3 hours to go up a mountain with the most tedious monologues ever. Kept on thinking it was done and it just went on and on.

I thought the same about the book, which I read as a teenager, decades ago. The monologues seemed to go on for about 30 pages at a time, and as they seemed to be about the meaning of war/life, from a Christian perspective, they didn't do much for atheist me.

I actually thought the film was really, really good, in that the monologues were distilled to almost nothing in comparison, but the film still had philosophical and emotional content that makes it really, really different. If you were filtering that out while impatiently waiting for the next plot development, I can see why it would do nothing for you. (I have sometimes read books in that way, I could only appreciate "Heart of Darkness" the fourth time I read it, when I explicitly tried to follow advice to slow down and read it like poetry.)

It's a full-on gory war film that's also an art film. I will bore anyone who will listen about the contrast between the opening and closing scenes, with the aboriginal people, on/near the beach.

Turnocks34 · 05/03/2018 10:07

I once watched a film called the fog. Because it had the actor who played Clarke in smallville in it.
Jesus Christ is was abymisal. Horrendous actually.

Firesuit · 05/03/2018 10:08

I remember after "AI" came out, someone on another forum posted how boring they found it.

I thought: a film in which a young boy commits suicide, and that features the end of the human race, and you have no emotional reaction?

tortelliniforever · 05/03/2018 10:11

Can I nominate Ace Ventura Pet Detective? Thought it would be a good family movie for Sunday night. It has not aged well.

FrogInASock · 05/03/2018 10:23

The Lobster
New Year’s Eve
50 Shades

Walked out of all of them

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints · 05/03/2018 10:24

Top Cat movie. I used to bloody love Top Cat!

Jack Reacher- just shite

Ted

The 2nd & 3rd Hangover movies. The 1st wasn't great but was easy watching. The other 2 didn't even have that going for them.

The new Mummy movie & the original 2 come to that.

All of the American Pie movies that don't include the original cast.

There are lots more but I can't remember them atm.

Dustysparrow · 05/03/2018 10:25

Agree with PP who mentioned Ghost of Girlfriends Past - but I can only say I saw the first 10 minutes because I had to turn it off. It was such smug misoginistic bullshit that I couldn't bear to watch any further, it gave me the rage.

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints · 05/03/2018 10:26

Oh & all the Beethoven movies except 1 & 2.

Oliversmumsarmy · 05/03/2018 10:26

Ds had to watch a Batman movie (the one with Jack Nicholson as the Joker) for media homework

The acting was dire, the script was dire, the sets were dire, the graphics were dire and it was over 2 hours long.

It was car crash TV. I am surprised any of the actors worked again.

MrsKoala · 05/03/2018 10:30

I actually really like some of these films mentioned. I love a knowingly shit film like The Rock, Snake Eyes, Face Off and Con Air is one of my all time faves (note the inclusion of Nicholas Cage in all of them. - he is in a few genuinely good films too, Rumble Fish, Birdy, Peggy Sue Got Married, Wild at heart and I didn't mind 8mm and Lord of War) . What i hate is a film which is pretending to be good or meaningful.

I had to turn off Waking the Dead it was so awful.

Someone really misjudged it and bought me Superbad for my birthday once (because i love arrested development) but it was just a load of teenage boys talking about wanking and porn and i found it uncomfortable rather than funny. Like all those American Pie movies. They just make me want to crawl out of my skin with embarrassment for all involved.

TheresSomebodyAtTheDoor · 05/03/2018 10:39

You're all wrong. The worst film ever is...

Mums Day Out (my 9 yr old dd loves it though!)

Closely followed by....

Only One Came Back! Staring Sabrina the teenage witch.

TheresSomebodyAtTheDoor · 05/03/2018 10:42

Sorry, it's Moms Day Away

TheresSomebodyAtTheDoor · 05/03/2018 10:46

I'm doing really badly!! Grin

Closely followed by....Two Came Back!

The films plot obviously didn't make much if an impression!!

fishonabicycle · 05/03/2018 10:54

I like loads of these!

DGRossetti · 05/03/2018 10:58

Not sure this thread can have got this far without at least an honourable mention (on title alone) for "Hot Tub Time Machine".

Or any Adam Sandler film Hmm

citychick · 05/03/2018 11:04

La la land was very boring.
DS and I walked out of Happy Feet 2.
We both decided it wasn't worth the popcorn.

crazycatgal · 05/03/2018 11:09

Chappie was awful

FloControl · 05/03/2018 11:18

Johnny English. Tiresome and runs out of steam quickly.

Half Moon Street. Senseless balderdash.

The Breakfast Club.

Flightywoman · 05/03/2018 11:20

You are all wrong. The worst film ever is Little Man.

Starring some of the Wayans family, it's about a criminal dwarf who pretends to be a foundling baby to hide from...oh, I don't know, it's so fucking awful.

There are inappropriate sexual references, pretend babies with adult erections, attempts at tit-mauling disguised as breastfeeding. Just horrendous, coarse, nasty and revolting.

I felt soiled after watching it.

PositivelyPERF · 05/03/2018 11:25

Flightywoman the previews for it were so creepy and revolting I couldn’t even bring myself to watch it. 🤢

SwarmOfCats · 05/03/2018 11:25

Have we had Ghost Rider?

I’m usually a fan of truly terrible movies (‘Slugs’ is low budget twaddle that I was fully behind) but Ghost Rider. What the actual fuck. No. No.

AthenasOwl · 05/03/2018 11:30

I think flightywoman has found the winner ..that sounds vile.

slug · 05/03/2018 11:33

Eyes Wide Shut. Or more accurately Eyes Fast Asleep

MrsJayy · 05/03/2018 11:33

I really enjoyed Ghost Rider but then i liked hellboy2 and it so shite