What jobs would you not want to do?

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For any reason

For me
Singer(can't sing)
Boxer(would be terrible)

Any job dealing with the public!

A carer

Anything that involves driving
Service industry (people are dicks)

Anything to do with poo or other people’s bodily functions

Yes to nothing involving bodily functions. Or being a carer or anything involving kids. Or abattoirs.

Ethically, I wouldn't want to work in the arms, tobacco or gambling industries.

Carer
Working with kids
Working with animals
Working with the public

Anything involving sick people, poor people, the elderly or children. I just don’t have the temperament and I take my hat off to people who do as obviously I appreciate it’s all crucially important work x

Also - retail or catering work. Dealing with arseholes for shit money and unsocial hours. No thanks.

Anything involving art or science because I am shit at both.

Office work.

Fast food worker
Builder
Mechanic
Maintenance Worker
HGV Driver

Anything outside in winter. I get anxiety watching workmen or window cleaners when it’s -2 outside.

Forces, police, prison officer, bailiff, dwp employee, abattoir worker, 'something in the city', sex worker, elderly carer, telesales, doorstep sales... Loads of things really.

Optician, I can't abide eyes.
Carer.
Cold caller.

A job dealing with the public, especially retail. Customers and supermarket managers just make the perfect recipe for a really dull job.

Soldier

A fatberg removal operative.
An HMRC/DWP employee.
An immigration officer.

Anything where I would have to wear a suit.
Selling anything, unless it's in a shop.

Carer or cleaner.

Or abbatoire worker.

Anything involving work

Optician, I can't abide eyes

Why don't you like eyes TroysMammy? I find them quite useful, you know, for seeing and stuff.

Anything to do with 'the outdoors'.

God I hate 'the outdoors'.

Tuck me up in an office any day.

Anything with kids or old people. Did school work experience in a nursery and only learned that I didn't want to work with kids. Couldn't handle working with old people, especially with dementia or anything like that.

Couldn't work somewhere I had to sit in one place all day or stare at a screen.

Wouldn't (out of principle) work for DWP if it was the only job on the planet. Or the police.

Also probably wouldn't like to work somewhere that didn't involve food. I'm too used to getting free food... would hate to have to bring my own shitty lunch.

Think I have a job that no one wants judging by this thread, but I quite like it (sometimes!)
I wouldn’t want a sales job or a job that lined someone else’s pockets, unless I was passionate about the product. I would also hate to work in stand up as I am not very thick skinned so couldn’t take hecklers and not as creative as I think I am. I would probably stand on stage going “sorry, sorry...” for 20 minutes....
Would LOVE to retrain as a hairdresser or beautician if money were no object

Anything involving mess/dirt like cleaning, slaughtering animals, plumber, working with animals etc. And not working with children-i barely have the patience for my own!

Bin person (scared of maggots)
Maggot farmer
Working with smelly food. (Chips)

There are lots of manual jobs I'd happily do if I wasn't so arthritic.

I do work with bodily fluids etc and love it though.