DH Smells

[islarose1110]

This is very personal and I've NC because I'm so embarrassed. As the title says, my DH smells. He will only shower every 2-3 weeks sometimes longer. I've tried everything, tried to be kind when I speak to him, buying him nice smellies, being blunt ... but he never seems to catch on. So tonight, he's gone off in a huff because I told him he smelt and needed a shower. I absolutely hate hurting his feelings but don't know what else I could have done. I can only assume that his colleagues must notice and I hate to think what they must think. I cannot understand why he's happy to let himself get like this. I do love him but hate this. AIBU to think this is a problem?

Anyone remember a programme Kim and Aggie did called "Too posh to wash"?
They went round the country forcing filthy sods to wash. I think they've retired now but you could try calling them.

His girlfriend confided that his knob had gone mouldy.

This is possibly one of the most astonishing thing I have ever read. More so as I think about it.

1. He has a girlfriend?
2. She has got close enought o inspect said body part
3. if the has seen it, does that mean they have had sex (well you would assume so, seeing as how she is the girlfriend) but HOW?? HOW??? WHY??? I am no clean freak, but the idea of having intimacy with that
4. What is going through his head?? Really just what??

and Oh yes

1. Why doesn't she leave him? Why is she still there?

Did the OP ever cone back?

No. My theory is she passed out due to the smell...

This thread also smells....of bs!