Oi SAHMs over here

[StealthPolarBear]

Sit there - - >
And let me give you a good kicking.
It seems to be the day for it :)

I am a SAHM of school age children.
I am a student with the OU ( in Scotland I get my fees paid as I have no personal income).
I run and walk the dog.
DH, bless him, thinks it's all nonsense, people should do what they like!
Oh, and I used to be a doctor but stopped because I hated it - cue DM 'Well that was a waste of money wasn't it'!

Ready for kicking now...

If I have sex with my husband on a Sunday and then I transfer money from his bank account to mine on a Monday does that make me a prostitute or a escort??

It makes you a banker!!! Always ask for cash. Cash is king 😜

Don't kick me too hard, I don't want to end up in hospital given that I'm a scrounger who contributes nothing to the country.

I'm the worst prossie ever. I don't even have sex with DH (much) and i still take all his money! Poor poor DH. Cuckolded into marrying me

Signing in for kicking and DC swap to legitimise my choices.
4dc here. (Baby, toddler, 6yo, 8yo, including housework etc it feels like more of a zookeeper role than childcare to be honest)

Oh hello.

Stay at home Mum here. Also getting benefits but OH works. Technically I’m entitled to sick benefits but I don’t claim them because jumping through those hoops isn’t worth it.

Where in the queue am i for my kicking?

I KNOW! It totally stands up to time.

I'm part time wohm so one of those uncommitted ones, if I get my kicking on Thursday how long will it last me for? I'd like my full time wohm colleague to stop her attempts to make my job horrid

SAHM since christmas! Havent been kicked yet am i missing out?

Is there a ticket machine so we know where we are in the queue or is it like one of those embarrassing signs in the doctors' waiting room that announces your name to the whole world that you're in for your haemorrhoids to be looked at?

MrsKoala surely the ones with cleaners, nannies, gardeners etc are managerial level SAHMs because they have delegating skills? v jealous since I'm absolutely hopeless in that department

I don't watch daytime TV so am I even a real SAHM? Am I a sham sahm?!

bettytaghetti me either . I haven’t watched daytime TV since I was a student (last time I was a work shy, sponging leech on society )

Im waiting ...

Checking in for a mahoosive kicking... single sahm and i have the audacity to dare take ds to disneyland how very disgusting i am

You can't kick my arse if I'm sitting on it.

Today 19:33 MrsKoala

I'm the worst prossie ever. I don't even have sex with DH (much) and i still take all his money! Poor poor DH. Cuckolded into marrying me

😂😂

Re Open learning, just been browsing the courses and there is one on Analysing Skidmarks .

I don't watch daytime tv either
But I have Netflix, Amazon video and now tv 😁
Keeps me busy

'I've been recording the first series of ER on CBS drama'

Guilty as charged....!

I had a look at that open learning as well - sorry to detours bit, but am I being thick as I can only see it teeny tiny (only have internet access on my phone) it won't expand or zoom. Would love to occasionally do a bit of self improvement if trapped under a sleeping toddler instead of endlessly MNing

Try here Terfing www.open.edu/openlearn/free-courses

Or here www.futurelearn.com/courses

I never knew that I needed two kickings due to bring part-time! Please assist me and let me know when kicking is due so i can sort my work out.

Ooh much better thanks

I obviously need a free course in how to access a course......