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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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JanetStWalker · 12/02/2018 21:38

confusednotcom2, Fiona Bruce really does look like that, it's uncanny! I want to live inside your head for a day, it must be crazily entertaining Grin

SinisterBumFacedCat · 12/02/2018 21:38

For some reason I just don't trust Katie Perry

just place marking until I find out what a "plane lag" is

AllThatIAm · 12/02/2018 21:38

MmeGuillotine I've only ever read negative things about Caroline Quentin

JustDanceAddict · 12/02/2018 21:44

Corbyn
Trump
Farage

Any ‘celeb’ who is famous for nothing. Agree with the person who said Scarlet Moffat. She was funny on gogglebox but highly irritating now..

Kate Garraway
Amanda Holden
Katie Price

TheMathsTrainee · 12/02/2018 21:45

Corbyn
Sturgeon - I can’t stand her, I have to turn off the tv / radio when she s on.

pilates · 12/02/2018 21:46

Yes what is plane lag?

Sarahh2014 · 12/02/2018 21:46

Re Plane lag.Liam Payne posted a pic of him on a jet saying you can only get jetlag if you on a private jet anything else is plane lag.Twat

pilates · 12/02/2018 21:47

Omg how could I have forgotten Nicola Sturgeon she is right up there

MiniJellyBeans · 12/02/2018 21:49

Johnny Vegas (so unfunny it's cringeworthy, looks like he needs a good bath, and that high/whiny voice of his.....)

CoolCarrie · 12/02/2018 21:49

Interesting to see 80% or more of the people above “work “ for the commercial channels.
I agree with all above as well!

JustDanceAddict · 12/02/2018 21:49

Oh yes, forgot Nicole Shitsinger - and her muller fucking light yoghurt piece of shit adverts.

BellMcEnd · 12/02/2018 21:52

Gabby Roslin - gives me the rage every time.
Jeremy Kyle
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Hunt
BUT NOT JEREMY CORBYN.
Nick Knowles
All of Loose Women apart from Kay
Mary Berry terrifies me.
Paul Hollywood creeps me out
Geri Halliwell
Katie Price is dead behind the eyes
Mr Bloom I swear has some pretty big skeletons in his potting shed
Ed Sheeran - dreadful

I’m sure there’s more.

VelvetSpoon · 12/02/2018 21:53

James Corden - twat
Bono/ Bob Geldof/ Jamie Oliver - sanctimonious twats
Sadiq Khan - unnecessarily smug twat
Jack Black - irritating beyond belief
Stephen Bear - not really a celeb, just a talentless irritating wanker. Herpes in human Come.

Holly Willoughby
Jo Wiley, Zoe Ball, Sara Cox, Tess Daly
Denise 'Van' Outen (for lying about her age. Once she was older than me, now she's younger...)
Miriam Margolyes

Tamara Ecclestone - rude and ignorant

Paloma bloody Faith

Chrissy Teigen. Nowhere near as interesting as she thinks she is.

That'll do for now but I'm sure there are more...

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 21:53

Plane lag is here, Liam Payne has forgotten he started as a working class lad from Wolverhampton... and that he often uses commercial flights....

metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/liam-payne-blatantly-gives-fk-deleting-no-fks-post-savage-backlash-7275130/

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VelvetSpoon · 12/02/2018 21:54

Herpes in human form even...

TheMathsTrainee · 12/02/2018 21:57

Lily Allen

How can anyone hate James Corden? I don’t get it....explain please.

Gluetap · 12/02/2018 21:57

Nicole Scherzinger generally but especially in the Muller adverts. I don’t believe she’s ever eaten a Muller in her life.

Amanda Holden for her smugness.

Clare Balding, not sure why but she irritates me.

Holly Willoughby, used to be bearable but now she’s unutterably full of herself.

VelvetSpoon · 12/02/2018 21:59

James Corden is just irritating. Too smug and self important.

And he was very rude about my hometown!

AntArcticFox · 12/02/2018 21:59

Fiona Bruce is the quizzical owl.

BrimFire · 12/02/2018 22:00

Ssusannah Reid or whoever she is from ITv in the morning. So so smug. And she does eye roll when Piers says something twatty but not actually with meaning - all banter with the boys eh....She has no sense of humour either. Never heard her say something witty or clever.

Andthatsthat · 12/02/2018 22:01

Nicole Scherzinger, just her face annoys me. Especially when she thinks she’s being funny and cute with the fucking yogurt on her nose 😡
Beyoncé, thinks she’s all hip and ghetto and she aint!
Alexandra Burke, just everything is infuriating!!

Estellanpip · 12/02/2018 22:02

Lauren Goodger is deluded, fools no one and is always putting her foot in it.

Katie Price. I don't know how she gets away with her 'amazing mother, though' reputation. She wouldn't if she was skint. She's also so full of self-hatred, is critical of her own flaws and so misogynistic, that I'm surprised any woman could ever admire her, but she's 'such a savvy bizniz woman though'.

Davina McCall. I really like her but she shouldn't be held up as health and fitness inspiration when she is clearly suffering with disorders at present.

Peter Andre. Slimy, slippery, cringe inducing nicey-nicey nice guy. But I find his relationship with Emily creepy (I'm sorry).

CoolCarrie · 12/02/2018 22:04

How can anyone not hate James Corden? !

RobbiesRuthie33 · 12/02/2018 22:05

Vicky Beckham x100

Zoe Ball
Her out of girls aloud ( from Bradford I think )
Gemma Collins
Vanessa Feltz

Andthatsthat · 12/02/2018 22:11

Kristen Stewart. Smile you miserable fuck

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