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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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EsmeWeatherwax · 12/02/2018 20:58

@UnmitigatedBollocks just her general manner. Quite smug and annoying. Very off-putting.

JanetStWalker · 12/02/2018 20:59

Holly, life of fucking Riley, Willoughby.

Why yes, I am jealous and hugely resentful of her inordinate supply of good fortune. Life is not all rainbows and unicorns for everybody else, why should she escape the bad stuff?

LadyScatterbrain · 12/02/2018 21:00

James Corden
Jamie Oliver
Holly Willoughby
Philip Schofield
That guy on McMafia
Prince William and Kate Middleton (do royalty count as celebs?)

Notthesoap · 12/02/2018 21:00

Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Derek shitting Acorah!! What the actual fuck is he? He's what I imagine Donald Trump looks like taking a shit!! Not that that that ever really happens.... Blush

Jeremy Kyle is vile. Kardashians, Katie Price

Ellie fucking Goulding with her stupid weirdly 'enhanced' features.

Beyoncé, she doesn't so much sing as howl like a banshee!!

For some inexplicable reason I can't stand Rita Ora though not sure why.

Chesntoots · 12/02/2018 21:02

So far, everyone that has been mentioned on here with the exception of Brian Cox and Emma Thompson.

I also love Robert Winston...

cloudyweewee · 12/02/2018 21:06

Simon Cowell and his stupid flat head

Christinayangstwistedsista · 12/02/2018 21:07

All of the above plus Nadia ( loose women)

AllThatIAm · 12/02/2018 21:07
  1. Stephen Fry
  2. Elton John
  3. Stephen Fry
  4. Neil Nunes (if you don't know the name and listen to Radio 4 he is the Jamaican (I think) with the deep voice that makes my blood curdle.
  5. Stephen Fry
  6. Sandy Toxic (yeah - I know but it describes her much better than her real surname) 7 Oh and I nearly forgot bastard smug Stephen Fucking Fry
Abouttoblow · 12/02/2018 21:11

John fuckin Barrowman!

Pick an accent mate. I'm quite sure the entire population of Scotland don't give a shit that you were born there and really don't mind you don't have a natural Scottish accent anymore.

Stop putting it on when you're on TV. You're worse than fuckin Lulu Angry

SmurfOrTerf · 12/02/2018 21:11

Every single person that's been mentioned Grin

gluteustothemaximus · 12/02/2018 21:14

Ant and Dec
Holly and Phil
Piers Morgan
Jamie Oliver
Keith Lemon
Paddy McGuiness
James Corden
Scarlett Moffet
Vicky Patterson
Ferne McCann
Myleene Klass
Davina McCall
Sam Fairs
Anyone on ITV
Anyone from Ex on the Beach
Anyone from Geordie Shores
Anyone from any other similar shit show

All talentless, overpaid, and extremely bloody irritating.

God, that was therapeutic.

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GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 21:14

Oh god, I forgot Cheryl Fernandez-Vertweedy. She left Girls Aloud, lied and blamed Nadine for the split by saying she went first, then went on and released some fucking shockers. Not to mention her child is called fucking Bear Payne and she hasn't reigned Liam and his 'plane lag' shit in.

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Notthesoap · 12/02/2018 21:14

Bear Gryls. Twat!!! Pretentious Twat!!!!

Notthesoap · 12/02/2018 21:15

Err what's plane lag?

NeverMetACakeIDidntLike · 12/02/2018 21:15

@sallyarmy1 What do you like about Katie Hopkins?

Notthesoap · 12/02/2018 21:16

Yes to Cheryl. She was the worst singer of GA how was that possible? And she got in the group cos all the judges fawned and perved over her.

AntArcticFox · 12/02/2018 21:21

Now I think Neil Nunes has a great voice.

Mmm but Rachel Burden grates in the morning if my DH has 5 live on.

Gary Lineker just makes me regret the license fee every time I see him.

DasPepe · 12/02/2018 21:21

Apart from most Of the above.

Michael McIntyre

He isn't funny! He is annoying.

How how how can he fill theatres?!!!!!

Notthesoap · 12/02/2018 21:25

Johnathan Ross. Dick!

LastGirlOnTheLeft · 12/02/2018 21:28

Andi Peters. Even typing his name makes me feel irritated!!

BaffledMummy · 12/02/2018 21:30

Annie Lennox??? But (I would imagine) she’s just lovely!

Mine’s that Ore Oduba. I want to throw things at the telly when he appears. I’m sure he is perfectly nice but reminds me of a coworker who I just cannot bear. He ruined that season of Strictly for me.

HonkyWonkWoman · 12/02/2018 21:32

James Corden - what do people see in him.
Keith Lemmon- misogynistic twat.
Simon Cowel - up his own arse.
Scarlett Moffat- shite.
Holly and Phil - smug bastards.
Sharon Osborne - mental
Ed Sheehan - creepy, sweaty looking, little weirdo.
Jules Holland - omg, just don't get me going.
Jimmy Carr - arrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!

There's more but it's just getting me in a rage thinking of them. 😤😡

MmeGuillotine · 12/02/2018 21:35

I am sure that Caroline Quentin is a lovely person in real life but I simply cannot ABIDE her.

greendale17 · 12/02/2018 21:36

Katie Price
Philip Schofield
Eamon and Ruth
Jamie Oliver
Stephen Fry

Sarahh2014 · 12/02/2018 21:37

Tess Daly
Kate garraway
All of Loose Women apart from Stacey
Peter Andre
Kerry katona