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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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Foxyloxy1plus1 · 12/02/2018 22:15

Most of the above, plus Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong. Osman always looks slightly grubby and Armstrong is a really annoying twat.

I reserve most vitriol for Jeremy Kyle, Piers Morgan and Kerry Katona though. Deeply, deeply unpleasant.

GottaGetThisDone · 12/02/2018 22:16

The 'celebs' from TOWIE, Made in Chelsea, Love Island, and any one on any of the other reality shows
Christina Tosi - a judge on Masterchef USA - currently watching it now and she is like thrush
Jamie Oliver
CJ from Eggheads
Gino D'campo
Micheal Ball
Lily Allen
Adam Woodyatt (Ian Beale Eastenders)
Gary Delaney - (comedian)

flapjackfairy · 12/02/2018 22:16

Dont know if anyone has said Katherine Jenkins yet! And yes yes to Nicola sturgeon !

TheMathsTrainee · 12/02/2018 22:19

Sarah Jessica Parker

I can just imagine her putting on the ‘nice girl’ public front.

AdidasGirl · 12/02/2018 22:20

Peter Andre and Gemma Collins.

LittleCandle · 12/02/2018 22:23

Ed Sheeran - talentless and ugly to boot.
Craig Charles - thinks he's so 'right on' and 'hip' and comes across as a right wanker.
Beyonce and Jay-Z
The Kardashians.
Adele.

There are undoubtedly loads more, but I'm too tired to think.

YeahILoveSummer · 12/02/2018 22:28

Abbey Clancy
Coleen Rooney
Lisa Snowdon
Danielle Lloyd
All so bloody smug Angry

YeahILoveSummer · 12/02/2018 22:29

James Corden....aaaahhhhh

Valerrie · 12/02/2018 22:31

Giovanna Fletcher. So smug. I'd be smug if I married a celebrity and used it to get book deals, endless freebies and recognition.

James Corden. Ellie Goulding. Eamon Holmes. Jeremy Kyle.

Andthatsthat · 12/02/2018 22:34

That Sharon woman who does the soaps on This Morning. I know it’s her job, but she’s waaaay to invested in and excited by the characters. Like they are her friends. She grates.

GabsAlot · 12/02/2018 22:35

i dont get nicoles nickname shes actually got a great voice better than most of the x factor c ontestants

Andthatsthat · 12/02/2018 22:35

Just seen Gemma Cairney on here. Totally yes! Her face, her voice, everything!

stargazer2030 · 12/02/2018 22:38

Peter Andre has just popped up on tv. Said to dh I can't stand him and then clicked on this thread.
Kirsty All Sophie too - think it's thd jolly hockey sticks persona.

Andthatsthat · 12/02/2018 22:38

Ellie Goulding and Rita Ora too. I can’t stop now!

Namethecat · 12/02/2018 22:40

Anyone who is famous because they have an on/off relationship with an equally non entity.
Likewise anyone who has appeared on a programme such as Towie,Chelsea,G/shore et al.

ohlalalala · 12/02/2018 22:41

Alexandra fucking Burke 🤢

dontbesillyhenry · 12/02/2018 22:44

All of the aforementioned but can I add
Ellie Goulding- full of herself, vile voice seems like she would be the most boring insincere flake of a person
Danielle massive trollop Lloyd- been round the block more times than a London tour bus and the biggest attention seeking thicko alive

MrsMaxwell · 12/02/2018 22:44

Oh and also Colleen Nolan - SO annoying.

Dined out on Shane Ritchie cheating on her 100 years ago way too long.

Will now have this next divorce to flog like a dead horse 🐴

willstarttomorrow · 12/02/2018 22:45

All have been mentioned but here goes!

The sanctimonious, smug aresholes, Bono, Sting and Geldorf. So easy to sit on that pedastal and lecture the great unwashed.

The smug, talentless but constantly in the media, Cheryl whatever, Marlene Klass and Geri Halliwell/Horner and Amanda Holden.

All of the loose women lot since the beginning of time. Not sure who watches and fuels their egos and delusions that they actually have any intellect or anything interesting to say.

Lowri Turner- nuff said.

Nick Knowles- zero self awareness but he has enough self-love so I expect he does not care about the rest of the world's opinion of him.

Kylie Minogue- I just always have. She cannot sing and seems to be a personality free robot.

Tom Cruise-Creepy and always plays Tom Cruise.

Any reality TV star/ talent show wannabe giving it 110% and doing it for their kids/mum/gran. Yep so are we mate, just working 37 hours a week plus the unpaid overtime then coming home to cook tea, clean the house and chaffeur various small people to stuff.

God I am a bitter old shrew but at least I retain my dignity in that I can put the bins out make-up free in my dressing gown!

dontbesillyhenry · 12/02/2018 22:46

Also Jason Derulo. Thick as mince man slag who thinks he could have any woman he wants- he's actually hideously ugly think I'd rather shag Danny Devito

ElliePhillips · 12/02/2018 22:46

Carey Mulligan. I can't watch anything she is in. My irrational hatred for her knows no bounds.

gluteustothemaximus · 12/02/2018 22:50

Oh yes Gino D'campo! Twat.

Chris Evans
Vernon Kay
Frankie Boyle
Jimmy Carr

To add to my list. I know there's more.

alfieandannie · 12/02/2018 22:50

ZoellaAngry

OneOfTheGrundys · 12/02/2018 22:55

Thomasina Miers.
Just give the kids avocado on spelt toast as a snack. They will actually balloon to obesity and death if a quaver passes their lips.
(Everyone can afford avocados and spelt bread right? It’s a basic.)
🙄

AssetRichIncomePoor · 12/02/2018 22:56

Who TF is Mason Derulo? Is my ignorance the reason why my DC hate me?