To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

[GetOutOfMYGarden]

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

Nigella Lawson stop pretending you are in a porno and cook the fuck

Oops posted prematurely * cook the fucking food

Benedict Cumberbatch
Alex Jones (on The One Show)
Jack Whitehall
Cara Delevingne
Chris Moyles
Every.Single.Kardashian
Chris Evans

...the list goes on

Bradley Cooper
Tom Cruise
Anne Hathaway
Meryl Streep
Benedict Cumberbatch
Adam Sandler (and all the similar actors that are in American awful-but-meant-to-be-funny films like American Pie)

Russell Brand
Lily Allen
James Corden
Gary Lineker
David Mitchell
Alan Carr

Sadiq Khan
Anna Soubry
Alex Salmond
James O Brian (lbc)

Bradley Cooper —— nooooo!

Oh well suppose one less person I need to compete with for him ;)

Can't abide the notion of 'celebrity'; there are some very talented people who excel in their chosen area of work and I enjoy their performances at times, be it acting, making music or doing sport.
But why should I care what they do in their private lives, what they eat, what they wear, whom they date etc ad nauseam.
I'm permanently baffled over the cultural shift giving so much weight to 'celebrity news. Why do people care?
I might like an actor in one film but that is because their performance and script were marvellous. I might not like them at all in another...
They are doing their jobs and the very good ones do them very well. That's it.
The non-celebrities, i.e., the reality show freaks etc are just attention seeking, talentless busybodies making money out of people who obviously lead such empty and dull lives that they need to live vicariously through people who have managed to claw their way onto the stage, any stage, for their 15minutes of fame.
Boak.

Those oasis brothers. Irritate the hell out of me.

Jamie lomas, as above.

Paul Hollywood

Donna Air

Scarlett moffatt

All of the real housewives of Cheshire

Danielle Lloyd

Coleen Rooney and her thick as crap husband

Paddy mcguiness is foul

Dara obriain - knob

Ralf little

Fay ripley

Vicky pattinson

Kerry Katona

Sarah millican (new addition)

Sharon osbourne

I'm deeply confused at the lack of mention of the hideous human Robbie Williams.

Eammon and Ruth he annoys me and why does she have to behave like shes married to the best man ever to exist? Would love to know why she married him.
Mark Labbett (the chase) There is something seriously creepy about him.
Alison Hammond (this morning) Please calm down! stop shrieking!
Jimmy Carr cannot stand the man
Everyone from every reality show ever

Susanna Reid

Jeremy Corbyn
Nicola Sturgeon
Donald Trump
Bono Went up to Mark Carney about global poverty. Mark Carney addressed him as his non stage name and suggested he should stop avoiding paying vast amounts of tax , whilst telling the government what to do with the tax it receives as it is hypocritical.
Surprisingly Piers Morgan is not on my list. He is not hypocritical. He takes the piss out of celebrities that are famous for being famous without talent ,and is the first to take tge oiss out of himself.

bookworm9229 I conpletely agree with your choices! Especially bono and Jeremy Corbin! What a pair of cunts!

Oh god yes Allison Hammond. Talentless, witless screamy bint.

Paris Lees
Jeremy Corbyn

Mariah Carey - she actually makes me feel murderous - have to turn radio off in the car if she comes on - thank God Christmas is over !!!

Living mark carney - never heard of him till this thread

However it's becoming a regular thing that I want to be Canadian. Love their PM too - especially when he appointed cabinet ministers according to actual relevant experience

Living? Bloody phone - loving

I'm deeply confused at the lack of mention of the hideous human Robbie Williams.

I second the nomination! What a twunt

Very few, since not being remotely interested, as far as humanly poss I avoid reading about them or watching any TV containing celebs as such. I hate the very word anyway.
I do make an exception for Jamie Oliver, since he seems to be in your face everywhere - even the bloody garden centre was flogging Jamie stuff recently - it seems there's no avoiding him.

I’m concerned by the lack of mentions for Davkna who has to be the fakest most affected celeb around. I can’t even look at her.

Ditto Amanda Holden

Davina I mean

how cojld i forget kay burly i think she revels in being nasty on purpose

ive actually met robbie and hes great with the fans

Ian Lee.

Ever since I'm a celeb he's has more work on tv etc and I can't bear him!!!

Amanda Holden
Kiera Knightly
David fucking Walliams
All of the Kardashians/Jenners
That moon faced woman who is married to John Legend

Schofield. That smile that he gives in the advert where he supposedly shaves his head... it's such a simple, gormless little grin. Bleugh.