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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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ssd · 13/02/2018 21:11

that and the fact she was a tory through and through

Neverender · 13/02/2018 21:12

Just James Corden - so glad he's fucked off to America

RaspberryCheese · 13/02/2018 21:15

Ant and Dec,, WTF do they actually do anyway? And being paid so much for sod all..

Chocywockydodahhhhhh · 13/02/2018 21:38

Was it BA cabin crew who voted Cilla Black the worst celeb passinger, apparently she would not engage with cabin crew and made her assistant do it
I agree with most of these but can I just put in a good word for Lee Mack. I know him a little (only in passing) and he is actually really lovely and devoted to his wife and kids. Don’t know anyone who knows him who has a bad word to say about him.

GabsAlot · 13/02/2018 21:42

glad hes nice then chocy its just his style bothers me dont know why

Chocywockydodahhhhhh · 13/02/2018 21:48

I can understand that GabsAlot I think you either really like his style or not. I like him in things like Not Going Out but not so much the stand up, he comes across as a bit smutty

Inadither · 13/02/2018 21:52

Katie Hopkins- leave and take your hate with you

That’s about it. Am I really that tolerant?! I don’t read ok or the daily mail so don’t know many celebs.

Speechiebaby · 13/02/2018 21:53

This is hilarious!! I thought I was the only one who refuses to watch programs or have to mute the telly when certain celebrities come on I get that irritated by them

Passmethecakeplease · 13/02/2018 21:57

Paul Hollywood.

brizzledrizzle · 13/02/2018 21:57

Davina McCall

MrsKoala · 13/02/2018 22:04

I am usually fairly unbothered by people but 2 that have reallypissed me off for exactly the same behaviour are Denise Van Outen and Amanda Holden. I watched both of them on cooking shows and it was painful. It was like they were channeling desperate bawdy middle aged bar maids from the carry on films. Constant innuendos that descended in to sexually aggressive peculiar comments that if had been from a bloke would've been totally unacceptable. I hate to say it but it was as if they couldn't stand getting a bit older and were just chucking everything desperately at any man in their vicinity so they were still the centre of attention.

I was cringing for them so much i couldn't watch to the end. Poor James Martin was a hero for not telling DVO to stop being such a predatory weirdo.

Pickleshickles · 13/02/2018 22:07

Will Self. Absolutely detest the utterly solipsistic over indulged toss bag.

Tapandgo · 13/02/2018 22:16

There is something not genuine about Cliff Richards - something creepy/plastic/fraudulent

Tapandgo · 13/02/2018 22:19

Can’t you just imagine some of the names on here in each other’s Company - stuck in a lift.

Prince Philip with Katie Hopkins

TossDaily · 13/02/2018 22:24

Eva Green. Fucking smile, woman!
Ditto Kristen Stewart.

Martin Clunes. It hasn't taken long for the cloven hoof of misogyny to pop out. Dick.

Colin Farrell. No, you're not sexy. You look like Kevin Webster off Corrie.

Alexander Armstrong. Posh berk who would do literally anything for money, it seems.

Brendan Cole. Arsey twat, who seemed to think he was some kind of cross between Marlon Brando and Atticus Finch. You dance for a living, Brendan. You're defending choreography. Get a grip.

weetabix07 · 13/02/2018 22:28

Russel brand

Ladybirdbookworm · 13/02/2018 22:42

Barbara bloody Windsor !!! I can't bear her.
Keith Lemon makes me white hot with rage. I just can't watch through the keyhole and I love a nose around other people's houses - he's ruined it .
All the Geordie Shore lot .....I live in the North East and Vicky Patterson's accent is a joke.......
"why aye man get mortal" ..urghhhh vile.
Bleach her mouth the dorty Bugga Grin

Tapandgo · 13/02/2018 22:47

Oh Gawd ~ yes Barbara Windsor (annoying beyond belief). Stick her is the lift with Russel Brand. They can deafen each other

drumandthebass · 13/02/2018 22:52

Thank you Raven it is Kathryn Ryan

VelvetSpoon · 13/02/2018 23:05

Whoever said Lady Nadia Essex. Yes definitely. How sad is it going by a title that your mates clubbed together and bought for you?...

Michael McIntyre. As funny as syphilis. Actually I would rather have VD than see his act ever again.

Yy also to Cliff Richard and Lulu.

Angela Rippon always grinded my gears no idea why.

The woman with terrible hair who does the weekend sport on BBC news.

Also
Natasha Kaplinsky
Sophie Raworth
Kay Burley
Nicky Chapman

Dane Bowers
Paul Danan
Gary Lucy
Robbie Savage
Richard Blackwood

Nearly forgot Ricky bloody Gervais.

I think I'm done.

BrimFire · 13/02/2018 23:22

Agree with the person that said celebrities that ask for charity money.

No problem with charities telling us about the issues that they support.

But Ewan fucking Mcgregor if you live on the national uk wage ie 27k and donate the rest of your $35 million pounds worth you would be less of a patronising twat.

Jasmin82 · 14/02/2018 00:25

Not sure if he counts, but Jean Michel Jarre.

Carouselfish · 14/02/2018 00:43

Anne Hathaway. Purely looks related. Don't like that her eyes are melting off her face.

Naga Munchetty. She's so insincere and bad at segues. Don't understand how she got her job. She also has pretty poor general knowledge, lots of gaps.

Baldrick. Agonising voice. Makes everything sound deathly dull.

WhineandDine1 · 14/02/2018 02:01

Taylor swift. She reminds me of every single bitchy, princessy, "popular"-but-actually-just-horrible girl at school all shaped into one person.

LeslieKnopefan · 14/02/2018 02:07

Anyone famous for no reason who’s only talent is to pretend they are stupid because for some reason that’s really cool!