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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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ssd · 13/02/2018 10:18

Holly, life of fucking Riley, Willoughby

perfect Grin

spankhurst · 13/02/2018 10:19

Peter Kay makes excellent sitcoms but he comes across badly in real life and interviews.

ssd · 13/02/2018 10:19

notthesoap, I think they imagine its only the thick wasters that watch daytime tv and find that lot interesting

that and grannies

punter · 13/02/2018 10:19

Gaby Roslyn - just so patronising and pleased with herself

murphys · 13/02/2018 10:20

murphys, yes that’s her!! Twat right?

Oh yes. Imagine poor old Hugh Jackman having to put up with that for months.....

Notthesoap · 13/02/2018 10:20

@AllThatIAm you can't mean Robin Williams.... surely? Shock

ssd · 13/02/2018 10:21

murphys, I think its on in the morning around 9 or 9.30, if you feel like having a good cringe, just watch it, your cheeks will be sucked through your face

punter · 13/02/2018 10:21

And Gary Lineker - what is it with waving those hands around?

Commuterface · 13/02/2018 10:27

@AllThatIAm you can't mean Robin Williams.... surely?

Another one hoping this is a typo and supposed to be Robbie Williams! (I'm totally with that!)
I'm still in mourning for Robin Williams Sad

RoseWhiteTips · 13/02/2018 10:30

Daytime tv is a second league filler. If you watch those ghastly people, you have only yourself to blame.

GabsAlot · 13/02/2018 10:33

punter your right about gaby roslin i met her once compeltely up herself

lee mack i forgot about him smug and unfunny

iggleypiggly · 13/02/2018 10:34

Peter Andre

ssd · 13/02/2018 10:38

rose what on earth is a second league filler? we all know daytime tv is shite but there's times when you're off work sick or cant be arsed getting the remote to turn it off and you catch about ten mins of these awful shows...no need for you to be pompous and tell us off for watching it

AmIthatbloodycold · 13/02/2018 11:02

RoseWhite. Ghastly? Do people actually use that word.?

How absolutely pompous

ATurnipOfMyOwn · 13/02/2018 11:09

Who's the chap who was Tim in The Office, played Watson, been in some Hobbity-type films? Him. I always think he looks like he needs a good wash and he can only do one acting look, sort of baffled amusement.

ATurnipOfMyOwn · 13/02/2018 11:11

@BrightonBollock - my DP met Sir David once and said he was a right miserable git. I refuse to believe him and reckon he must have done something to upset him.

Onetraumaatatimeplease · 13/02/2018 11:24

Cannot believe nobody has mentioned the Wright family from towie.
That's right every single one of them.
Mother wright. Low class.
Father wright. Total wimp.
Sister wright. Nasty, spiteful and desperate.
Brother wright. No redeeming features.
Wife of Brother wright. Get a divorce and run. Far and fast. Before brother wright impregnates you.

Mum2OneTeen · 13/02/2018 11:28

Joanna Lumley ugh!

snash12 · 13/02/2018 11:30

Amanda Holden
Holly Willoughby
Helen Baxendale

The female judge on Masterchef USA called Christine. I'm not gonna google her surname cos I realy don't like her and I don't want to see her face.

Tapandgo · 13/02/2018 15:07

That Nolan sister on Loose Women. She can’t stop making every inch of her own, her ex’s husband and her kids life public. Nothing seems off the table when she starts gabbing.

BlooperReel · 13/02/2018 15:22

Katie Price
Lauren Goodger + everyone else of TOWIE origin
Tim Westwood
Kerry Katona
Jeremy Kyle
Jeremy Clarkson

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 13/02/2018 15:33

Marco Pierre White. He is so far up himself, he can see the back of his teeth! We went to one of his restaurants, and every single picture on the walls was of him, looking moody, in black and white - and they were huge! There was almost nowhere in the whole place where you could sit and eat your meal without MPW glaring down at you.

He sometimes turns up as a mentor on Australian MasterChef, and he is such a total knob on there - other chefs who turn up to mentor the contestants are clearly there for the contestants, but MPW makes it all about him - he makes himself the centre of attention, and treats the contestants as props in the MPW show.

Estellanpip · 13/02/2018 15:35

Oh yes please, if you're still up for PMing me the story about Bruce Willis Graphista. I don't know whether I should feel justified or really bad about the ick vibe he gives me!

Graphista · 13/02/2018 15:52

Done Wink

AyeAyeFishyPie · 13/02/2018 15:56

Katherine fucking Jenkins. Couldn't love herself more. She needs safety barriers round her ego lest she ever falls off it.

Kim made of plastic Kardashian. PUT. THEM. AWAY.

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