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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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HonkyWonkWoman · 13/02/2018 09:07

Findingdotty you are the only person to say that this is a judgy post in 348 posters.
I think that you are judgy for judging us.

strawberriesaregood · 13/02/2018 09:08

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Namethecat · 13/02/2018 09:09

(stands behind something)
A few members of the royal family

Cloudhopping · 13/02/2018 09:10

Any celebrity who brings out a 'parenting' book- Holly Willoughby, Jools Oliver etc Just the assumption that because they're famous, they can obviously guide us mere mortals in the ways of parenting, really gets my goat. They probably have loads of help at home anyway and haven't got a clue what parenting is like for the majority of the population.

Valerrie · 13/02/2018 09:13

Celeb parenting books are just a complete joke. They've been a parent for five minutes. Try again when you've been through the teenage years.

Teetotal2018 · 13/02/2018 09:15

Namethecat Oh I agree the Royal family are a bunch of benefit scroungers. Get rid of them

Graphista · 13/02/2018 09:16

Slight derail but on parenting books - people who write parenting books who AREN'T parents piss me off too.

Boatsonthewater · 13/02/2018 09:17

Amanda Holden, Holly willoughby, Phil Shofield, Graham Norton, Stephen Fry, Katie Price, eammon Holmes and his wife, Gordon Ramsey, Sandy Toksvig. Lorraine Kelly.

SpareASquare · 13/02/2018 09:24

I agree with a lot of these, disagree with more than a few but Annie Lennox? I love her so Smile
And I find Chrissie Teigan to be so very funny.

I loathe Tom Cruise. Top of my list. Can not remember the last time I watched him in anything.

Whatsinanameanyway201 · 13/02/2018 09:29

Kanye
Kardashians
Beyonce and Jay Z
Jamie Oliver
Lorraine Kelly
Anyone from TOWIE and all the other fake reality TV show things.
Jeremy kyle
Kevin bacon
George clooney and his stick wife

The list goes on and on and on..

JanetStWalker · 13/02/2018 09:32

Sandi Toksvig and Tom Cruise have never been seen in the same room together...Shock

Andthatsthat · 13/02/2018 09:47

Angelina Jolie, she’s not beautiful at all! Where do people see it???
All concerned with Mrs Browns Boys. Not funny in the least.

Andthatsthat · 13/02/2018 09:50

And as someone else said, the Giovanna Fletchers, Georgia May Jaggers and Jools Olivers of the world who have made it off the back of famous spouses/parents. We could all showcase our talents with the big leg up that this lot have had!

Andthatsthat · 13/02/2018 09:58

Thought of more!
Rebecca Ferguson. Dick.
Paloma Faiths face is inexplicably irritating. And she sounds thick as fuck when she talks too

Sarahh2014 · 13/02/2018 10:02

Paul McCartney just looking at him irritates me

DarthNigel · 13/02/2018 10:03

David Morrissey. Plays himself in every single role. And his booming imperious delivery of lines just ruins every scene he is in.

ssd · 13/02/2018 10:10

and another thing about Lorraine Kelly...have anyone ever seen the opening bit of her bloody awful show, where she bounces on a mini trampoline and pulls funny faces? FFS this might be cute and funny on a 5 year old but on a 50 something woman it just looks plain cringey...who is she trying to appeal to, its her and 2 gay guys on her show and that awful plastic looking Ross something from LA....jesus.

murphys · 13/02/2018 10:11

Rebecca Ferguson. Dick

Is this the same one that I posted about upthread. Was on Graham Norton show (although he hit this list a few times, so not sure if you watch it Grin ) .... in the new mission impossible.

I could Google her. But I don't wish to.

ATurnipOfMyOwn · 13/02/2018 10:13

Alan Davies - what a twat. How did he ever make a career out of comedy? It baffles me. All he does is make a funny face or a noise on QI and then he repeats it ad nauseum, getting more and more exaggerated. JUST. FUCK. OFF.

Oh and Eammon Holmes - I want to punch his smug, fat face every time I see it. He's horrible to his wife on TV so must be a total bastard at home. I hope she cleans the loo with his toothbrush. (Mind you, I'm not keen on her either)

Loose Women - bunch of idiots who talk about themselves constantly and perve over any male on the show. Ugh.

ssd · 13/02/2018 10:13

and another 2, Sarah Millican, you aren't funny love, and James Corden, dickhead plain and simple

Elphame · 13/02/2018 10:13

Almost all of them - which is why I don't read gossip columns or watch TV any more. Sadly some of them still manage to get through my filters....

Andthatsthat · 13/02/2018 10:13

murphys, yes that’s her!! Twat right?!! 🤣

murphys · 13/02/2018 10:13

where she bounces on a mini trampoline and pulls funny faces? FFS this might be cute and funny on a 5 year old but on a 50 something woman it just looks plain cringey

SSD don't know the show, but am really wondering why anyone would think that would be a good idea....... wtf...Grin.. (I need that hands up in the air emoji, the 'I dunno why' one here)

BrightonBollock · 13/02/2018 10:15

Louis Walsh- (especially since Cowell has started calling him 'LouLou' Confused).
Lorraine Kelly- (fake,stale,never lets anyone get a fucking word in..change the format).
Phil and Holly-(Fuck off!I'm surprised there's no plans to build 'Phil and Holly Land'..where you won't fit in,nobody likes you and you're still not going to get the twatty 'in' jokes.
Gino d'Campo-As fake as his accent and pretending to swear in English,feigning naughty boy.

Give me Sir David Attenborough anyday.

Notthesoap · 13/02/2018 10:15

Do you think it's coincidence they put the most irritating people on daytime tv? Piers Morgan, holly and Phil, Lorraine, loose women etc?

Or is it possible that they are annoying because they are on day time tv?