To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

[GetOutOfMYGarden]

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

Thankfully I don't know a load of those previously mentioned (not in UK), but the one that springs to mind that that Rebecca somebodyorother, she was in Greatest Showman and in the new Mission Impossible.

I started watching the Graham Norton show which she was on recently. I turned it off purely because of her. She more freaking annoying that Tom Cruise, in fact he was mild compared to her. All this touchy feely with TC and Superman next to her, and this constant 'I am better than you' look down her nose constantly. Urgh, pity as I didn't even get to see Simon Pegg speak.

So don't even know her name, but she's at number 1 on this list for me. (pity as I loved that movie TGS)

Martine McCutcheon. Insufferable.

Bono- total shitbag
Kerry Katona- pushing 40 still sticking her tongue out at every opportunity
Meryl Streep- total utter hypocrite
Sharon Osborne- horrid voice and I think she’s despicable
Peter Andre- so insincere but luckily doesn’t seem to be everywhere like he was a few years ago
Cheryl “thug4life” tweedy and her insufferable twat of a boyfriend for calling their child Bear Payne. (How was childbirth Cheryl? “It was bear Payne”)

Tim lovejoy (love Simon though) his f laugh and same questions he asks every celeb(?) every f-in time
The people who have vastly overpaid jobs that my two year old has skills for ;
Holly W
Ellen
F-in Lorraine 'great! great !'
Tess Daly +Claudia
Loose women (switch off)
Towie Chelsea and Kardashians
Sam F- in Faiers

Although I love Jamie and Ed Sheeran
Thanks for letting me share this !

Amanda Holden
Myleene Klass
Paddy McGuinness
Claire Sweeney
Russell Watson
Nigella Lawson
Anthea Turner

Kirstie Allsop
Cheryl

Jim Carrey. Irritating on a level of his very own!

David Walliams.
Michael MacIntyre
Nicki Minaj
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson

I've never seen most of these so-called celebrities and I hope I never will.

Oh yes - Jim Carey .... how could I have forgotten him - awful man

Stephen Fry 100 times over. He seems to get a lot of love on here but he comes across as a woman hating up himself twat. So obsessed with himself.

Gary Barlow- Arrogant and thinks he's something.
Justin Bieber- Smug
Ellie Goulding - Can't sing
Gwenyth Paltrow- Always looks likes someone's just shit in her cornflakes.

Yorkshireyummymummy
"next couple is" is correct
Couple is one thing, singular, one couple

How could I forget Piers Morgan.

God yes, old lemon tits herself, Rita Ora. I'm not a Beyoncé fan but RO seems rather smug about the OW.

Sarah Millican too, mainly because of the confused look she does after making people laugh "ooh did I just make a joke? And you all find it funny? Me?" like she suddenly has to go "in character" during a laugh. Stop it!

Is Jacob Rees-Mogg a celeb yet? Loathsome man.

Isobel Oakeshott: when she's on QT, we have to record it and fast forward through her bits. Smug, snidey, Tory twat.

I was getting concerned when I was halfway through the thread and my 2 main pet hates (Michael Macintyre and Nick Knowles) hadn't yet made an appearance.

How could I forget bob ' food comes from waitrose so we can build on farmland' geldof? He and farage yelling at each other on the Thames really summed up the impossible choice of brexit.

Another vote for lily Allen - you have a famous daddy. That does not qualify you to spread fake news.

Oh yes, thank you for reminding me of David Walliams. There is something deeply unsavoury about him. Cut price Roald Dahl children’s author.
And Liz Fraser. Rentagob ‘crazy parent of teens’ lifestyle smug merchant. I have to switch off every time she pops her tastefully highlighted head up.

Lorraine Kelly
Peter Andre
Bradley Walsh
Adam Sandler
Lee Mack
There's loads more but these are the ones that spring to mind!

MuffinMad we have very similar taste.

How do you feel about Maria from Coronation Street?

Not really a celeb, more just famous, but Rafa Nadal

He looks dirty and smelly and physically repulses me

And yes to Sarah Millican. Really went off her after she was really nasty to Mel Giedroyc on a panel show.

Jeremy Corbyn - party round my house when he pops off.

Gemma Collins - vacuous mess with no redeeming features whatsoever.

What a mean judgy post?

Martine McCutcheon. Insufferable.

Probably no one is going to admit to this but does anyone remember Martine McCutcheon's book? Bahahahaha! The protagonist was so obviously based on her and showed her self love holds no bounds.

The Diplodocus Denier that sits next to Naga in the mornings.

Stephen 'Fucking' Fry.

Jimmy Carr - looks like a silent movie actor and when he laughs you wish he was.

Lady Gaga. That friend that was such a laugh in the first term at uni, but now you've moved in with her you realise she's an exhausting drama queen and you wish she'd fuck off.

JK Rowling. Showing the world that money puts too much time on your hands, one tweet at a time.

Estellanpip I have a Bruce Willis story if you want me to pm you with it? (Too outing for thread)

Re Matt Damon if you want a reason to dislike him check out his comments on the Weinstein scandal.