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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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Menarefrommarsitwouldseem · 12/02/2018 23:49

Giovanna Fletcher and her fake, sanctimonious "mother earth" persona.

Rita ora

Lewis Hamilton makes me feel like I want to smash the tv not just turn it off.

Holly Willoughby

Jeremy Corbyn

Amanda Holden

Ellie Goulding

Amir Khan

I do love Danny Dyer. Mainly as I've convinced myself he would be amazing in bed.

MrsMaxwell · 12/02/2018 23:50

Danny Dyer in bed 🤢

AntArcticFox · 12/02/2018 23:52

I agree about Dan Walker being very much ok. Im grumpy as hell these days and thought him just bland to begin with but Dan is a genuinely good communicator and chooses the non combative way..Naga take note!

TheQueenOfWands · 12/02/2018 23:54

Kirstie Allsopp.

Overgrown toddler.

Mindhunter · 12/02/2018 23:54

One I have no idea why I can't even watch a film with him in it is Matt Damon. It's so irrational as I have no reason to not like him I just don't.

AntArcticFox · 12/02/2018 23:57

I agree that theres something about Matt Damon but I can't pinpoint it. He doesn't exactly look film starish, is that it?

ephemeralfairy · 12/02/2018 23:57

Claire Sweeney
Holly Willoughby
Ferne Cotton
James Corden
James McEvoy
Dawn French
Joanna Lumley
Judi Dench
Helen Mirren
Jeremy Clarkson
Jack Whitehall
Jamie Redknapp
Wayne Rooney

Chocywockydodahhhhhh · 12/02/2018 23:58

Keith lemon
Lily Allen (saw her on graham norton once and she had the personality of a plank)
Allan Carr
Carol Smiley
Cat Deeley
Jeremy Clarkson and those other two prats that stood up for him
Mickey Flanagan
Frankie Boyle
Tess Daly
Paloma Faith
Stacey Solomon
David Walliams
Amanda Holdan
Alesha Dixon
Shirley Ballas
Sarah Millican
Paris Hilton
Katie Price
Peter Andre
Only way is essex, made in Chelsea, real housewife’s anything like that
The whole Kardashian clan
Oh and pointless vloggers

Mindhunter · 12/02/2018 23:58

Had forgotten about Stacey Dooley I find myself shouting at the tv if I ever try to watch her documentaries. She asks the most stupid questions and comes across so patronising.

AntArcticFox · 12/02/2018 23:59

Hed be a handsome bloke if he was in HR but he's not like Cary Grant or Clint Eastwood.

Mindhunter · 13/02/2018 00:00

@antarticfox I have no idea I just find him unwatchable.

hazelnutamericano · 13/02/2018 00:01

Myleene Klass, Ricky Gervais & JK Rowling.

Oh & Ed Sheeran.

bluemoonchances · 13/02/2018 00:03

I would never get bored of punching Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Fandango or whatever her name is in the face. Here smug bitch face gives me rage!

And I agree Stacey Dooley awful documentary maker. Just comes across as thick. Never yet heard her ask an interesting question or dig beyond the very surface in anything she's investigated.

Jeremy Vine also gives me rage. Makes stupid statements and thinks he sounds intelligent and interesting.

zen1 · 13/02/2018 00:03

Wannabe celeb Chloe Madeley.

hazelnutamericano · 13/02/2018 00:03

Oh and bloody Bob Geldoff!

scotchpie · 13/02/2018 00:04

Lorraine Kelly - just so twee
Amanda Holden - really thinks she is something else, that giggly scream silly cow

Any of the Kardashian's- money grabbing. attention seeking people twats

Ant & Dec - like an old 70's shit comic act, so predictable and not the least funny

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 13/02/2018 00:25

Jeremy Kyle. Mind you being annoying is the least of his down falls. He a nasty big mouthed self righteous bully.

llangennith · 13/02/2018 00:26

Lily Allen

WilyMinx · 13/02/2018 03:22

Russell Brand
Martin Freeman
Madonna

Based on how they behave in interviews.

EnthusiasmIsDisturbed · 13/02/2018 05:04

Danny Dyer oh lordy he is such a twit i almost feel embarrassed for him and that walk
Olly Murs
Philip Schofield
Lorriane Kelly
Stacey Dooley
James Corden just how
Kirstie Allsopp
Jeremy clarkson and his elf who keeps crashing cars

youdialwetile · 13/02/2018 05:08

Alan Cumming. Cannot stand his smug little shitty face.

Backscratchesforever · 13/02/2018 06:11

Madonna (everything about her since Frozen)
Peter Andre (his existence)
Patrick Dempsey (for leaving GA)
Katy Perry (her hair)
Shay Mitchell (stuck up mare)
Jamie Oliver (pop and turkey twizlers)
Connie Britton (for leaving Nashville and causing the collapse of the show)
Nikkie Tutorials (Fiona from shrek?)
Jaclyn Hill (stuck up her own ass)

Backscratchesforever · 13/02/2018 06:15

Jools Holland (NYE😡)

Unsure123123 · 13/02/2018 06:25

Tess Daly (so up her own arse!)
Jeremy Kyle (sanctimonious twat)
Sue Barker (she probably very nice)
Alan Carr (irritating)
Andrea McClean (patronising)
If I'm honest Megan Markel is sneaking in at the moment. She's another one who seems to love herself and is a bit fake.

Unsure123123 · 13/02/2018 06:27

I forgot to add Bono who actually thinks he's god