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To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

623 replies

GetOutOfMYGarden · 12/02/2018 19:34

For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

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Graphista · 12/02/2018 23:18

"How can anyone hate James Corden? I don’t get it....explain please."

Seriously? He's said some pretty awful things especially since he now thinks HE is an a-lister - not just someone who got lucky and INTERVIEWS a-listers

Lowri turner - ugh always hated her but particularly when she spouted crap about military families on the Wright stuff (I used to watch when Wright seemed OK/reasonable he got weird after remarrying) inc that "they get everything for free, don't pay council tax" etc stupid woman!! Angry

MrsMaxwell · 12/02/2018 23:19

Graphista

She said that? Shock

Graphista · 12/02/2018 23:21

Yep! She eventually retracted but only after a shit ton of complaints!

AllThatIAm · 12/02/2018 23:21

Gemma Collins
Katie Price
Ed Sheeran
Piers Morgan
Sharon Osbourne
Jools Holland

MrsMaxwell · 12/02/2018 23:22

I wish it were true Grin

willstarttomorrow · 12/02/2018 23:23

Sorry there are more I have remembered. Helen Mirren (she may be an amazing actress), Angelina Jolie and Lily Allen. In fact any one who uses their 'platform' to be condescending about inequality and all the shit in the world. I work in a job which makes me well aware of all the inequality and shit in the world but if I was sat on my sofa preaching to my friends about it they would tell me to shut the fuck up and open more wine. Just coz you are on Graham Norton's sofa it does not mean you are the saviour of the disadvantaged. Try a week in child protectonic on my salary. Rant over.

Mindhunter · 12/02/2018 23:23

Most of these, well the ones I know (not into reality tv)

Ricky Gervais i cant stand him I've never found him funny and he comes across like a school bully.

Katie Price: She is just an attention seeker and had her people try and kick my friend out of a club toilet as she wouldn't go with anyone in there. My friend was in the process of going at the time and told them she could use one of the 5 other stalls or wait. She wasn't very impressed when my friend left.

James Cordon he's just not funny.

Graphista · 12/02/2018 23:24

Can't remember what the subject of discussion was - it was a while back - but she said something like "I dunno why military people are complaining they get free houses, don't have to pay any bills, don't pay council tax..."

I've a friend on the team there apparently the phone lines went fucking nuts with all the military (past present relatives etc) calling in, incandescent at what she said.

MrsMaxwell · 12/02/2018 23:24

willstarttomorrow

GrinGrin

Also Helen Mirren claims to have not had “Work” but clearly looks like she has .....Hmm

MrsMaxwell · 12/02/2018 23:25

Graphista

Am not surprised!! Grin

tapdancingmum · 12/02/2018 23:25

Caroline Quentin - I can watch her in Men Behaving Badly but in anything else I have to turn her off. She shouts and has the most irritating voice I want to throttle her.
Jeremy Vine - he gives me the rage as he asks the most stupidest questions it makes you wonder if he knows what is going on.
Breakfast presenters (apart from Dan Walker, I love Dan Walker) - I thought they were supposed to be professionals who knew what they were talking about but like the prat above just witter on regardless. Naga has made some shocking comments in the past.
James Cordon - my niece went to school with him and says he was a knob then as well.

MrsMaxwell · 12/02/2018 23:27

Jeremy Vine always picks really depressing subjects too, to go with his depressing voice.

Graphista · 12/02/2018 23:29

MrsMaxwell - me too! Gran was an army wife around 15 years I think, Mum was an army wife 20 odd years, I "only" did 10, we'd have saved a bloody fortune Grin

Usernom1234567890 · 12/02/2018 23:30

Steve Coogan-the most irritating, smug man alive.

RainOnATinRoof · 12/02/2018 23:34

Richard Branson.

Just vile.

MrsMaxwell · 12/02/2018 23:35

Graphista

I would be a property tycoon! Grin

HashtagTired · 12/02/2018 23:36

Carol Vorderman

Ben Fogle

cheshiremama89 · 12/02/2018 23:37

Stacey Dooley

Kelly Brook

OriginalGeordie · 12/02/2018 23:37

Tess Daly
Noel Edmonds
Alan Carr
Steve Coogan
Gillian Anderson
Geordie shore cast
Jonathan Saccone Joly (although celebrity is stretching it in his case!)
Zoella, Alfie and Joe Sugg

JanetStWalker · 12/02/2018 23:41

How refreshing to get to 12 pages and not have a single, sanctimonious windbag come and tell us what nasty people we are for daring to have negative thoughts about celebs.

MNetters, I salute you!

PointlessUsername · 12/02/2018 23:42

Katie price such a odd character, & her husband, what a drip!.

Lorraine kelly- fake, arse lick.
Jason stathem- such an odd accent.

Littlecaf · 12/02/2018 23:42

Ben Shephard
Konnie Huq (Charlie Brooker, oh why?!)
Katie Price

I feel sorry for Kerry Katona. She’s clearly not very well and her agent is still exploring her mental health.

Sorry but I couldn’t ever stomach Bruce Forsyth either.

Runlikeabull22 · 12/02/2018 23:46

Gemma Collins, Katie price and Kerry katona. Not a single likeable distinguished talent between them. Just vile !!

Estellanpip · 12/02/2018 23:46

Biggest yy ever to Danielle Lloyd. Terrible, dreadful.

And from z-lister to a-lister: Bruce Willis. His face gives me a strange vagina curdling feeling, urgh! I cannot.

Usernom1234567890 · 12/02/2018 23:48

Forgot to add Alan Davies