To ask which celebrities get right on your tits?

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For me, it's Jamie Oliver and JK Rowling.

I was at school during the turkey twizzler thing. I'll never forgive Jamie Oliver for ruining my dinners. What I ate for dinner was no healthier in the end really, it just tasted shitter.

JK Rowling for trying to be 'woke' on twitter and almost rewriting her books. And writing bloody Cursed Child.

Oh dear Frankie Boyle. An odd man.

I know it's been said before but James 'not funny' Corden. Self-satisfied shit gibbon.

I love this thread...

Big yes to

Katherine Jenkins. Simpering woman.
Gino D'campo. The epitome of irritatingness.

Celebrity offspring. Yes Bianca Gascoigne, Brooklyn Beckham, Roman Kemp, Shane Ritchie son who was going out with the one from Little Mix, etc etc. I do make an exception for the biggest car crash of them all, Charlotte Dawson, because she's so awful she's actually quite endearing.

Also the person who said Tom Cruise who only plays himself! So damn true though I like him in Interview With A Vampire

Madonna!

Katie Hopkins
Farage
All the Kardashians/Jenners
All TOWIE and MIC reality 'stars'
Scarlet Moffatt
Beyonce/Jayz
Geri (ginger spice)
Vanessa Feltz

It's not wise to speak ill of the dead but if she were alive Jade Goody would make the list.

And Jimmy Carr too.

Honey G. Who?

I started a thread on this but the Nationwide Sisters and their gawd awful plinky plonky corny drivel. Cringe

Neill and Christine Hamilton ~ thick, corrupt and classless
Prince Charles ~ spoilt, pampered and pathetic (get a job!)
Dec and Ant ~ just don’t get the ‘appeal’
Stringfellow ~ that bloke about 75 who wears a thong in the beach and has a London nightclub
Boris Johnson ~ total dick
Farage ~ total dick
Jeremy Kyle ~ vile
Jeremy Kyle’s ‘guests’ ~ get a grip, get a job and see a dentist
That big big ‘stargazer’ celeb who tells fortunes ~ just who believes it?
Beckham (Mrs) ~ sulky looks have had their day

And yes to Katy Perry. She's got a darkness about her that makes me feel uneasy.

Miley Cyrus whilst we're I'm on a roll. Oh jeez I can't stop

oooh yes - i forgot Boris Johnson...he is a complete tit

I always wonder why the Jeremy Kyle guests don’t wear make up.

Oh yes Miles Cyrus

While I’m here, Gary Lineker, and other similar sanctimonious, liberal, left wing, PC, virtual signalling elites. Speaking of...

Sadiq Khan the twat.

Omg this list is hilarious for how true it is, I could have written most of these names out (except Ant and Dec who I adore!!) Even my ultimate nemesis CJ from the eggheads made it in already! 😂 So can't add much except I don't think I've seen

Nick Clegg 💩

I was going to ask that too UnmitigatedBollocks

I'm a nosey git curious now

Oh and any actor or performer who talks about their 'craft' or other similar wank-twattery.

Ellie Goulding
Sam Smith
Joss Stone
Adele

Sacha Baron Cohen. Nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is. Ditto all involved in the excrement that is Mrs Brown's Boys.

Jesus, I think it might be easier for me to list the people I don't hate...

Edwina Currie
Nicola Fishface Sturgeon
Paul Hollywood
Stephen Fry (Yes AGAIN)
John Humphries, patronising twat
Nadhim Zahawi MP - his smug self satisfied face makes me feel quite violent

oh god ellie goulding

thats not singing love its talking

Holly W
Amanda Holden
Phillip Scholfield
Andrea McLean
Victoria Beckham
Jennifer Hudson

Nicole S. I am not going to attempt to spell her last name. The X Factor judge and yoghurt nose lady

Robin Williams
Spice Girls (all of 'em)
Matt my face is melting Smith
Peter Capaldi

Jeremy Corbyn.

I used to love him.

Ariana Grande.

She styles herself like a nine year old who's dressed in her mother's clothes.