So when actual women have to audacity to drink a glass of wine while breastfeeding, they are absolutely ripped to pieces.
Not to mention all of the women who have had to balance their desire to breastfeed with necessary medications, antidepressants for example. Breastfeeding mothers have to take the mini pill because of concerns over the hormones involved, ffs.
Yet a man can pump himself full of God knows what, so he can "breastfeed" and it's an inspiration, brilliant, a fabulous example of the brave new world we live in.
I might as well have had that glass of wine after all!