Welcome to the People's Republic of Mumsnet

[GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz]

Hello everyone.
Welcome to the People's Republic of Mumsnet. The republic is currently without a government, so we'll need to start getting organised.

I invite you to put yourself forward for any given position, taking care to elaborate on why you consider yourself suitable for the role.

I've currently appointed myself as Republic Designer, a temporary role that expires as soon as a President is elected.

Positions we will need to fill:
President
Vice President
Minister of Culture
Minister of External Affairs
Minister of Women
Minister of Snacks

Feel free to make your case for a role, propose new roles, and explore what other things we may need to put in place to become a well respected republic with international clout.

[BoomalakkaWee]

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[OhYouBadBadKitten]

[DamsonGin]

[OhYouBadBadKitten]

wasn't that a snack?

[Rufustherenegadereindeer1]

Was it in the vending machine kitten

Im thinking not

[RadicalFern]

Is it too late to apply to be Minister for TERFs?

[OhYouBadBadKitten]

I didn't have any coins with me, what with being a cat who has no pockets :(

[FuzzyCustard]

booma Is it this piece? Can't be too sure as I found quite a pile of jigsaw puzzle pieces in the kittens basket.

I have been busy trying to keep the little furry ones amused I need a deputy minister asap.

[BoomalakkaWee]

Oh, thanks, Fuzzy! If it's a sinister twisted swastika shape, that'll be the missing piece.

Things seem to have gone very quiet in our brave new republic. Are all the kittens napping? And the lions? Even the MILs?

[FuzzyCustard]

The kittens are snoozing in the sunshine today. I am a MIL (obviously a great one) and would like to be doing the same but I have been doing housework and washing my rubber gloves. (Yes, really)