Welcome to the People's Republic of Mumsnet

[GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz]

Hello everyone.
Welcome to the People's Republic of Mumsnet. The republic is currently without a government, so we'll need to start getting organised.

I invite you to put yourself forward for any given position, taking care to elaborate on why you consider yourself suitable for the role.

I've currently appointed myself as Republic Designer, a temporary role that expires as soon as a President is elected.

Positions we will need to fill:
President
Vice President
Minister of Culture
Minister of External Affairs
Minister of Women
Minister of Snacks

Feel free to make your case for a role, propose new roles, and explore what other things we may need to put in place to become a well respected republic with international clout.

Well that flew over Negan’s head

Following with glee - i could be minister of snot due to current lurgy but would like to be promoted to minister of champagne and canapes once i recover 🥂🍗

Someone needs to take gileads gavel away

Im beginning to get a head ache

(Could be the gin to be fair)

TartyFlette
Splendid. Glad you're with me on this. Think SoFancy might be onto something with exile in certain particularly egregious cases 🤔

FuzzyCustard
If you seem to be short a couple of cats, my two are agoraphobic. And ridiculously attached to me. But open to teleconferencing. Also, I think I may need them for Stroking Menacingly purposes.

Rufus, gin.
**

If there's even the slightest chance that any of the cats are still missing I really must insist someone log it with 101 immediately.

Here you go gilead

Can i have a quick look at your gavel? [innocent face]

Noooooo!

Hehe hehe hehe

Fatal mistake hiding it in

Mwah ha ha

Just off to find a cake fork

(As i am dead posh)

Since it is our own republic I think we need a special phone number for reporting missing cats. 101 won't cut it, it's just too general.

All Ministers cats are welcome to the cat party HQ. Bring cat food.

And bring cake forks

Sorry.

Bring more cake forks

Id watch yourself knid

The gavel being inside you isnt going to stop gilead

Argh.

You all seem to forget that I'm the dictator!

Sorry Rufus. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash.

Im not sure it will come out in the wash

Im gonna have to beat this stain with a rock!!!

FuzzyCustard
729 (PAW) for all feline-related emergencies?
I would further propose that 983 (WUF) is given over to the corresponding canine team - AlpacaLypse's department, I believe.

I realise dogs also have paws, but

1. Cats got in first
2. THE TINY JELLYBEAN TOES
3. Makes sense to use PAW for the hotline on which people may need to report The Hidden Paw...

You could maybe rub the stain with a cat? There seem to be quite a few around. Or a lion maybe?

My lions are unabsorbent, thank you.

You could maybe rub the stain with a cat?

Ooh yes

Nice idea

FUZZY...DO YOU HAVE A CAT I COULD BORROW

(As hanar is refusing to share )

You CANNOT use cats for laundry emergencies. NEVER!
(Calls 729 to repost misuse of kitties - thanks zebra)
Just use your hanky like grannies the world over.

Keep tripping over cats, empty gin glasses and cake forks; had enough, going for a lie down...

Minister for Compulsory Horizontal Breaks - where are the reclining chaises longues? Do I have to do everything? I only signed up for settees, cushions and comfy chairs.