Talk me down-Urgent!

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In Sainsbury's car park. I've just parked in front of this Mini so they can't leave before I've said my piece

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Possibly the funniest thread I have seen on MN. The OP is clearly a loon but thanks for the entertainment.

HoneyDragon and Jennifer thank you! You both made me laugh so much
Is this correct?
Yes, except . . .

On a parenting forum, and it’s about someone parking inconsiderately?

14 years ago at that.

Honey...does the car reg (the green one) read...LOL? (extra points awarded uf so).

Your picture of the car seat is very realistic actually, have you considered a career in art/drawing cartoons etc?

You need to cool your jets op. I get it's annoying but I don't think your getting the reaction you thought you were going to get today

OP, you have serious issues. Get some help.

The little car does have a LOL reg yes.

I can't imagine being so cross that I park in front of this car and the first thing i think of is Mumsnet. Are you stressed OP? Try Headspace app.

PS MN the photo is still on your opening page!

Sometimes I read something on mn and wonder hello the op would cope if they were dealing with actual problems in their lives. This is one of them .

OP you have serious issues....... get a life........

I thought this was going to be a post by someone who had an actual problem. Ah well.