TO not go on family weekend away?

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My brother and brother in law turning 30 this year, their girlfriend and wife said about hiring a large house for te noihydc

I'm weak! This is hilarious!

Ah, I see hesterton - I imagine Kettering has its own set of local te noihydc traditions, as indeed many areas do. Where I live, it's usual to include a cabbage or a couple of fishing rods.

Root vegetables are popular here in Berkshire and obviously saddles but I think that's universal.

saddles but I think that's universal

Yes, except of course in Didsbury.

Noihydc
Want to be alone
No moooore
Do you believe in love like I do?

Actually, saddles are still frowned upon in Northumbria, ScreamingValenta and Grumpy. That business in 1983. People have long memories.

Oh OP please come back
We won't roast you too much. Honest

I have googled but can't find ant explanation to what this te nohydic thing is

NEVER google te nohydic

I've been disproportionately amused by this thread.

Oh dear. I've been on a night out tonight with work colleagues past and present and I'm afraid that there was much te noihydc. I'm afraid to show my face on Monday morning.

Northumbria 1983, gosh yes that sorted the men from the boys. Big cover up in recall, very hush hush.

GroovyLass did you get drunk? You should never te noihydc if you have consumed alcohol. It is totally against all advice. Drunken te noihydc is just straight forward debauchery. You need a clear head to keep it as a spiritual experience.

Te noihydc isn't for everyone, OP. I'm surprised they asked you. I actually think they're gaslighting you. Ask them if they meant to be so rude.

Oh, and if you do end up going, bring a bucket.

Thermostatpolice Oh, goodness, yes. The microwave incident . The scandal is still reverberating.

52 I do believe there's still a local pillory in my local village. I shall report in the morning.

Hoiks judgey pants

Of course OP will be aware that, in te noihydc circles, an invitation is a summons. And we all know the consequences of breaching that particular protocol

hesterton - I never knew there was a vegetarian te noihydc circle in Colchester! How fascinating! I'd only heard of the pescetarian group in Kidderminster (and who hasn't?) - really envying your wide-ranging experience here.

Is having a bit of pampas grass out the front an invitation te noihydc? If so, is that why I keep hearing strange knocking at my door at all hours?

Rumour has it if you say te noihdyc three times at midnight the unspeakable occurs

TheClaws Normally, you'd expect to see the pampas grass in a blue vase in your upper left window - bit of a faux pas to assume pampas grass elsewhere is an invitation per se - suspect your knocking people are just chancing it TBH.

Eh, perhaps the te noihdyc crowd look for different plants. Ivy up my lamp post? Dead patches of grass? Or perhaps something more unusual.

What on earth is it? I’ve no idea