TO not go on family weekend away?

[Onthedowns]

My brother and brother in law turning 30 this year, their girlfriend and wife said about hiring a large house for te noihydc

I love that people are googling this

I'm crying with laughter at this thread 😂 Mumsnet at its finest

Oh God, I'm so naive. I never realised te noihydc could also be an, um, adult practice

Is nothing sacred?

suspect your knocking people are just chancing it TBH

Yes, don't give in to te noihydc CF, Claws. You'll never get rid of them.

Op has started another thread about a weekend away but this time mentions nothing about te noihydc. So many have asked her to respond but she continues to post on the thread and ignores all their comments. I think she is a little embarrassed about admitting to te noihydcing and is sticking her head in the sand. I’m surprised she hasn’t name changed by now actually.

Which would be best do you think - tantric yoga or te noihydc?

Bear in mind this is for an octogenarian couple...

Hey, when they get to 80 they've earned the right to please themselves, MrsM. Why not do both?

Annie it's a question of physical flexibility...

I believe there is also a version called te noihydc 'lite' for the less flexible. Of course, purists look down their noses at the lite version though.

Excellent Pan, thank you If you can't step outside the purists boundaries at eighty when can you

Te noihydc or not te noihydc. That is the question.

Yes, I hear that "lite" can give senior citizens a fresh and eye-opening chapter in even the most adventurous Te Noi career. I think we all know why Prince Philip doesn't have time to open village halls any more.

I thought mumsnet was a liberal voice. So much pearl clutching over something as innocuous as te noihydc FFS.

13 bloody pages

@hmmmwhat well it's no wonder, it's rare for a genuine OP to be trolled in every subsequent post for 13 pages straight.

hmmmwhat, I’m just glad she’s alive and didn’t die half way through her OP. I was fearing a sombre message from MNHQ.

LarkDescending. You probably recall that the official statement from Buck House regarding Prince P's retirement from public duties also mentioned that he would be continuing with his participation in 'lite' (having been an expert in the 'full' version in his younger years), but that message was subliminal so only other participants of Te Noihydc were aware.

But how do we know she hasn't died doing Te Noihydc ?
Have you all forgotten the Doncaster incident?
Admittedly, it WAS quashed in the media, but come on! It was only in 1970!
Did anyone else hear that the orange one was looking to make a documentary about Te Noihydc for ITV2? But the group he went to in Bath would only show him the decoy. I hear it was quite amusing! His face when he saw the baby goat!!

She was OK up 'til yesterday - she was on her other thread still bemused by the cost of the weekend - she clearly hadn't factored in the expense of a full Te Noihydcing weekend. Perhaps we should point her in the direction of hesterton's book, 'Te Noihydc on a Budget'?

Wow, just, wow

Can't believe people are googling it, you realise that will put you in a police watch list?

I think people don't realise that they will be going through the portal into the dark web...

I wouldn't dre google it, I can imagine what would happen if I did. After all, the OP has started another thread and seems to be oblivious to this one... dark forces methinks

Hello! 👋 I didn’t even realise I had posted twice!! Haven’t ignored this on purpose! I fell asleep whilst typing, my phoned got knocked then battery died so assumed it hasn’t posted!!