To think you probably can't get pregnant this way

[GlitterUnicornsAndAllThatJazz]

Hi all, very long time lurker, first time poster because something is really playing on my mind.

Normally very very careful with contraception, but I'm worried because of what happened a week ago.

Me and DP were messing around and the long and short of it is he "pleasured me digitally" (snort) with "spermy fingers". God sorry for the TMI.

I checked the app i use to track my period and that was apparently in my fertile window.

Can you put my mind at rest - its unlikely for that to cause pregnancy, right? But how unlikely? Like super unlikely or just unlikely?

NOOO bigsandyballs do NOT bring mum and dad into this thread eww

Can’t wait for the update...nothing else to add 😂

I still have the Just 17 article where a girl got pregnant from fingering burned into my brain! Actually I have experience in working at a family planning clinic and have definitely seen it in real life too. Sorry! Still the chance of getting pregnant even with optimal conditions is maximum 15% in any cycle so you’ll probably...!!?!.. be okay.

See at school I heard reach-around as an insult- as in she is so ugly you wouldn't have sex with her but I'd let her give me a reach-around, standing behind wank? I don't know I do like this meaning better.

And suddenly the conception of Jesus is not so mystical after all 😂

ROFL!

Having read the thread, then I think I would be worrying I'm afraid.

That said, I am obsessive; I've had unprotected sex twice in my life and have two children. My mother and grandmother reckon it's genetic

Not going into details but yes it can happen.

Well for me we were teenagers and she was my best friend. You have these conversations.

this thread is hilarious

I remember reading a post by a mumsnetter who had got pregnant during a cycle in which she only had anal sex. Some of the splut travelled the wrong way, apparently.

That's what she said: splut.

This thread has well and truly brightened my evening. Luckily I ate my pizza before I read it. Not sure I’m gunna be able to stomach eggs for breakfast anytime soon though...

I did wonder that deckoff. i have no idea how my closest friends' children were conceived nor do I want to.

Bleurgh to 'splut'.

My pizza is in the oven Just. I usually have a dollop of mayo with it but not so sure now.

It helps massively if you were really moist, and also if you had a lot of cervical fluid happening (the gooey eggwhite stuff you get during ovulation). This apparently, at times of peak fertility, has long 'channels' in it which help the sperm up into the cervix. From then on it's happy times. Negotiating the slightly hostile vagina is the biggie.

If he had spunk on his fingers and they were inside you, yes, there is a chance. No-one can determine how much chance, but yep. We can sauper likely, super unlikely, it doesn't matter, a chance is a chance is a chance. Especially if you are in your fertile time. x

place marking as need to know if this is possible!

Such a funny thread

at obviously I wasn’t breastfeeding at that precise moment

Marking my place too. Never knew about all this. I have no idea how any of us have children when so many of us don't know things

Shamefully marking my place as I cannot wait for the update 🤣

Remember "Every sperm is sacred " ...

Definitely possible but I’d say unlikely. That said after 2 very close and easily conceived kids nothing can get close to me without full protection! I’m paranoid! Fingers crossed for you

" hostile vagina "

Nearly walked in to a lamp post glued to this 😂😂😂 place marking .

Never knew spermy fingering was a thing. Never knew it could result in pregnancy. Never knew anal splut seapage could knock you up.

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