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He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont

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PerkingFaintly · 08/01/2018 23:23

We rushed out of the last thread without even a pocket handkerchief: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a3124599-Trump-2018-Resistance-is-Never-Futile

So here's a new one, with its own

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their medicare
You can trust me 'cos I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!

Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest
I need a sippy-cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."

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cozietoesie · 10/01/2018 03:02

I think she's doing - or aiming to do - a Strom Thurmond, Across.

cozietoesie · 10/01/2018 03:06

They're a firm which 'devils' for people, Away.

Here is their Wiki entry.

Fusion GPS

cozietoesie · 10/01/2018 03:07

Sorry. Always. Blush

Minimammoth · 10/01/2018 04:50

Phew, I finally chased down the new thread. I love a bit of Gilbert and Sullivan. Thanks for keeping us up to date with the White House farce. ( evolved Whitehall farce)

Roussette · 10/01/2018 07:03

So Fusion GPS dig the dirt on anyone for a fee, is that basically it?

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FUN FACT: Glenn Simpson of #FusionGPS said it only took him 72 hours to find Trump's ties to the Russian mob. Imagine how much the FBI & Mueller has on Trump by now! #TrumpsToast

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:10

Raja Krishnamoorthi
@CongressmanRaja
I’m speechless. Withdrawing forces from the Baltic would be a betrayal of our NATO allies that would leave them vulnerable to Putin and show we can’t be counted on to keep our word as a country.

Trump Aide Floated Withdrawing U.S. Forces to Please Putin

amp.thedailybeast.com/white-house-official-floated-withdrawing-us-forces-to-please-putin?__twitter_impression=true

TheNorthWestPawsage · 10/01/2018 07:11

Start the day with a little treat from Stephen Colbert Grin

We got Trump’s audio feed for the National Anthem!
twitter.com/stephenathome/status/950934714684248064

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:12

Donald Trump’s Personal Attorney Sues BuzzFeed Over Allegations in Russia Dossier

Michael Cohen says the news site acted with “reckless disregard” in publishing the unsubstantiated document

www.wsj.com/amp/articles/donald-trumps-personal-attorney-sues-buzzfeed-over-allegations-in-russia-dossier-1515561580?__twitter_impression=true

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:13

Josh Gerstein
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NEW: White House says it plans to destroy all voter data collected by Trump election fraud commission. Oh, and also, there are no 'preliminary findings.': politi.co/2CXvEtu) #FACA

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:14

Trump Administration Waives Punishment For Convicted Banks, Including Deutsche — Which Trump Owes Millions

www.ibtimes.com/political-capital/trump-administration-waives-punishment-convicted-banks-including-deutsche-which?amp=1&__twitter_impression=true

Adam Khan
@Khanoisseur
$2.5 billion flowed from Deutsche Bank (caught in Russian money laundering scheme) to Trump when U.S. banks cut him off. Kushner also received $285 million from Deutsche Bank month before the 2016 election. Ivanka too is a Deutsche money recepient.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:17

Secretary Ryan Zinke
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Read my full statement on taking #Florida off the table for offshore oil and gas. Local voice matters.

Shareblue Media
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What a coincidence that the Trump administration decided to reverse course on new offshore drilling only near the state where his resort is located.

shareblue.com/trump-exempts-florida-and-mar-a-lago-from-new-offshore-drilling-plans/

He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:18

The Hill
@thehill
JUST IN: Collins becomes first GOP senator to back bill to reverse net neutrality repeal: hill.cm/Ur0auie

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:20

Natasha Bertrand
Natasha Bertrand
@NatashaBertrand
Rick Gates will be released from house arrest pending certain documents requests and under these conditions

www.documentcloud.org/documents/4345670-Order.html

He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:22

The Hill
@thehill
Dem lawmaker to introduce "Stable Genius Act" requiring presidential candidates to take mental exam hill.cm/onvgUG1

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:23

POLITICO
@politico
Trump's HHS pick appears to be on track for confirmation politi.co/2CWOQZ7

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:24

Zoe Tillman
@ZoeTillman
Breaking tonight: A federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to partially revive DACA, finding challengers are likely to succeed on claims that the administration's decision to end the program was "arbitrary and capricious"

<a class="break-all" href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/zoetillman/a-federal-judge-just-ordered-the-trump-administration-to#click=t.co/urh8f62xZL" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/zoetillman/a-federal-judge-just-ordered-the-trump-administration-to#click=t.co/urh8f62xZL

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:26

Business Insider
@businessinsider
Trump says he's open to bringing back a long-derided practice that used to grease the wheels of Congress: read.bi/2AJvyk9

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:36

Jennifer Jacobs
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NEW: Trump lawyer Michael Cohen is also suing Fusion GPS and its founder Glenn Simpson over the claims in the Russia dossier.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:43

The Justice Department has agreed to seek the federal death penalty in at least two murder cases, in what officials say is the first sign of a heightened effort under Jeff Sessions to use capital punishment.

<a class="break-all" href="https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/sessions-signals-greater-willingness-to-use-death-penalty-1515493800#click=t.co/0rL7uHOY4f" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.wsj.com/amp/articles/sessions-signals-greater-willingness-to-use-death-penalty-1515493800#click=t.co/0rL7uHOY4f

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 07:43

Jennifer Jacobs
@JenniferJJacobs
NEW: Trump lawyer Michael Cohen is also suing Fusion GPS and its founder Glenn Simpson over the claims in the Russia dossier.

OuaisMaisBon · 10/01/2018 07:50

Hello, everyone, spent yesterday a bit puzzled that no-one seemed to have posted on the Trump thread I was watching since the night before last; I worried this was a sign that the end of the world was nigh, so I actually looked at the thread this morning and realised it was already at 1,000 (it seems to have gone particularly fast, at warp speed, in fact Grin) and finally came and found you just now!
Thank you for the new thread.
That "Stable Genius Act" thing is just so weird, in so many ways. Much like the rest of this whole nightmare we have all been sharing for over a year..

user1497863568 · 10/01/2018 07:52

So d.e.p.r.e.s.s.i.n.g SadSad This is all a big battle between the already insanely wealthy supremacists of various ilks. Peasants will cop the brunt of it like we always have.

TheNorthWestPawsage · 10/01/2018 08:11

Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Ca.) and Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) added to Senate Judiciary Committee in wake of Franken resignation/Doug Jones win. Number of black Dems on the committee goes from zero to two.
twitter.com/daveweigel/status/950801580458151937

Gumpendorf · 10/01/2018 08:20

So Fusion GPS dig the dirt on anyone for a fee, is that basically it?

I think I read (Seth?) that Simpson emphasised they do due diligence ie. check if there is anything in someone's background that might cause concern. They don't commit to any specific findings. So if there is no dirt they won't find it. Obviously in Trump's case it wasn't buried too far beneath the surface.

It's weird that everyone knows what he's like and yet there is this huge conspiracy of silence.

How has publication of the dossier been received in the US?

OuaisMaisBon · 10/01/2018 08:23

The New Yorker: "The increasing unfitness of Donald Trump" More proof, were it needed, that he is a truly Stable Genius.

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