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He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont

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PerkingFaintly · 08/01/2018 23:23

We rushed out of the last thread without even a pocket handkerchief: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a3124599-Trump-2018-Resistance-is-Never-Futile

So here's a new one, with its own

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their medicare
You can trust me 'cos I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!

Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest
I need a sippy-cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."

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BiglyBadgers · 17/01/2018 10:33

I wasn't expecting anything less. The medical report is a red herring.

cozietoesie · 17/01/2018 10:34

I've known plenty of men with - say - half of his genes. Their bodies have survived terrific abuse.

Their mental faculties though..........

Fekko · 17/01/2018 11:48

Can we see what the questions on the combative test were?

Who’s the best president in the world?
Where’s the best country in the world?
Name one shithole country.
What’s your name?
Whos there least racist person in the world?
Who are the Bad Guys?

Natsku · 17/01/2018 11:52

You can see the questions here www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/17/take-the-trump-test-are-you-fit-to-be-us-president

Lweji · 17/01/2018 12:16

I'm waiting for the comments:

I'm the tallest President.
I'm the heaviest President.
I'm the healthiest President.

You'd think one was true, but no. Taft was the fattest.

BiglyBadgers · 17/01/2018 12:16

Oh, so it was only a test to spot dementia rather than an actual test of ability. It is also a standard test meaning he could surely have been coached for much of it. I have always been a bit sceptical of the dementia claims anyway and would rather people just accepted he is an incompetent arsehole all on his own.

lionheart · 17/01/2018 12:19

Booker's speech was righteous.

If I was Nielson I would have been running for the door.

foreignpolicy.com/2018/01/16/last-week-was-a-degrading-embarrassment-and-a-microcosm-of-trump/

BerylStreep · 17/01/2018 12:24

I always thought that the Doctor who claimed that Trump was 'the healthiest president ever' wasn't really in a position to do so, since presumably he had never medically examined any of the others, and I don't think any of their vitals are a matter of public office.

lionheart · 17/01/2018 12:35

The Last Word

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9h9 hours ago

"We witnessed today what I believe was the most aggressive effort by the White House thus far to obstruct our efforts to seek the truth."

@RepSwalwell reacts to Steve Bannon's refusal to answer questions at the W.H.'s direction during his 9.5-hour under-oath testimony.

Fekko · 17/01/2018 14:10

I just looked at the questions on the BBC site. I'm currently having a massive sugar spike/the shakes and cant see out of one eye and still got 100%.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 17/01/2018 14:36

Don’t know if it’s from the same fox interview that class posted about but another Eric trump snippet. Isn’t “seeing green” a metaphor for jealousy?

Peter Alexander
@PeterAlexander
NEW: Eric Trump defends his dad on @foxandfriends: "My father sees one color, green. That’s all he cares about he cares about the economy. He does not see race."

Fekko · 17/01/2018 14:46

I thought it was as in 'money'?

cozietoesie · 17/01/2018 14:48

Money, jealousy - either could be true.

Or both. Grin

lettuceWrap · 17/01/2018 14:51

I think in that context green = banknotes.

It's a bit of a strange phrase to use, given the usual connotations, none of which he'd want to associate with his father.
Green person ... Inexperienced, feeling green... Unwell or jealous
Green... Environmentally friendly!

Natsku · 17/01/2018 14:56

Maybe it's just baby brain but I don't think I'd manage the counting down in 7s one. And in a test condition I'd probably fuck up the orientation one and say the wrong day or city.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 17/01/2018 15:10

Sorry, I wasn't very clear. I know he meant money but just thought it amusing that it could also be construed as jealousy. Though I hadn't considered all the other connotations so perhaps it wasn't that amusing!

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 17/01/2018 15:57

Ooh indeed! Maddow pondered whether the subpoena for the grand jury was to persuade Bannon to go for the less intimidating version of speaking to Mueller and it appears to have worked, if that was the plan

Manu Raju
‏*@mkraju*
Bannon cuts a deal: Will interview with Mueller’s team to avoid going before grand jury for now, via @KaraScannell

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 17/01/2018 16:00

Oh god

Donald Trump’s terrifying plan to win the 2018 midterms

A Washington Post report shows again he doesn’t understand governing beyond self-interest

www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/1/17/16893408/donald-trumps-2018-plan

Is Donald Trump hoping foreign terrorists attack the United States?

That terrifying question is subtly embedded in a story this weekend reported by Michael Scherer, Josh Dawsey, and Sean Sullivan of the Washington Post on the Republican Party’s growing alarm about the upcoming 2018 midterms.

The story details GOP woes and Democratic hopes before pivoting to some more optimistic Republican voices, including a sensible point from Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX):

“Who knows what 2018 will be like? Nobody called 2016, right?” said Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.), the second-ranking Republican in that chamber. “Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was going to get elected and that Chuck Schumer was going to be the majority leader. And none of that turned out to be true.”

Trump, though, is thinking about a different, possibly crazy, comparison:

In private conversations, Trump has told advisers that he doesn’t think the 2018 election has to be as bad as others are predicting. He has referenced the 2002 midterms, when George W. Bush and Republicans fared better after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, these people said.

I’m pretty skeptical that the political dynamics of September 2001 would be replicated today. But regardless, this is a frightening line of thought for an incumbent president and his team to be entertaining.

On the economy, conversely, pretty much everyone agrees that good economic news is better for Trump than bad news. And it’s probably not a coincidence that when it came time for Trump to fill the nation’s top economic policy job he made a perfectly reasonable choice and picked Jerome Powell who even Janet Yellen’s biggest fans don’t have anything bad to say about. When presidents attempt to serve their political self-interest by generating good objective outcomes for the American people, democracy works for us all.

One would hope, by a similar token, that fear of undermining the effectiveness of important counterterrorism operations would restrain even the most shameless administration from, say, pursuing a partisan purge of the FBI and the rest of the intelligence community.

But if the president and his top staff are not so concerned with democracy but purely political power, that’s a terrifying proposition. And given Trump’s willingness to put his own interests before democratic norms — from keeping his business interests, to firing his FBI director to protect a friend — the absurd idea feels almost plausible.

If Trump thinks a terrorist attack would serve his political interests — either through a blind rally ‘round the flag effect or by specifically validating anti-immigrant demagoguery or what have you — how hard is he really working to keep the country safe?

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 17/01/2018 16:15

Does it feel like the pace of all these investigations is escalating? I know what we hear isn't reflective of what's going on as we only know tiny bits of it but now more than ever, I'm starting to think both parts of "the wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine" is true, not just the first. The buzzfeed article is promising!

Manu Raju
‏*@mkraju*
Rick Dearborn, outgoing deputy chief of staff at WH, quietly arrived at House Intel moments ago out of sight of cameras. Lawmakers expected to question him on this:

edition.cnn.com/2017/08/28/politics/russia-trump-campaign-clay-dearborn-request/index.html

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 17/01/2018 16:16

Natasha Bertrand
‏*@NatashaBertrand*
Per @jeremyherb, House Intel will vote on Thursday about whether to release the Fusion GPS interview transcript from November. I reported earlier this week that the majority was under pressure from Dems and Fusion to make it public:

uk.businessinsider.com/house-democrats-fusion-gps-want-nunes-to-release-interview-transcript-2018-1?r=US&IR=T

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 17/01/2018 16:19

Wendy Siegelman
‏*@WendySiegelman*
💥 Big news: Related bids to take over Trump’s favorite lender Ladder Capital - Related owns 8.2% of Ladder and has bid $15 per share to buy remaining 91.8%, deal would give Related ownership of over $250 mil in Trump debt

Related bids for Trump’s favorite lender
Related Fund management already owns 8% of Ladder Capital’s shares

therealdeal.com/2018/01/16/related-bids-for-trumps-favorite-lender/

Here's my story/chart on Trump creditors Ladder Capital and Deutsche Bank, showing a potential conflict of interest in Related owning Trump debt as Related is subject to a Federal investigation

medium.com/@wsiegelman/trump-creditors-ladder-capital-financial-deutsche-bank-658d97d2e2dc

The investment by Related in Trump creditor Ladder is significant because Related Group Chairman Jorge Pérez has been a long-time friend and ex-business partner of Trump, and there's currently a Fed investigation of Related in Southern Florida /

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 17/01/2018 16:20

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@JuddLegum
GOP official says giving women the right to vote was a ‘grave mistake’

thinkprogress.org/utah-gop-official-grave-mistake-854206a69f40/

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 17/01/2018 16:21

It's only a government shut down after all...

Sahil Kapur‏Verified account
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Speaker Ryan won't say if he has enough Republican votes on a bill to keep the government open: "We haven't even whipped it yet."