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To ask if he is single!

253 replies

inmyshoos · 07/01/2018 22:22

To ask for flirting advice!!! I have a crush on a delivery man who comes around every now and again. He is very flirty but it might just be his way. Quite cheeky chappy type. How can I ask if he is single without it being really awkward and embarrassing? I've been married for the past 15 years so I'm a bit rusty with this kind of stuff!
Am a bit worried he is just a cheeky flirty type and I embarrass him and myself! Blush

OP posts:
Luckingfovely · 11/01/2018 22:37

Still hoping it was the wood man Grin

MiddleClassProblem · 12/01/2018 10:05

Did you get carried away?

Mimsy123 · 12/01/2018 15:02

Will we ever know?

ChasedByBees · 13/01/2018 17:34

Shock no update?!

MissMudskipper · 13/01/2018 17:36

OP where are you in our time of need?!?! What happened.......if anything!!! We wants ALL the details! Grin

BulletFox · 13/01/2018 17:37

Filzma!! (oh I put pears initially and had to correct, haha)

You're thinking filthily.

Anyway hope the delivery went well...

ImAMarshmellow · 13/01/2018 17:41

Bets on it being either a Coal/oil man.

Just pull your big girl pants up and when he hands you the invoice, give him your number on a piece of paper with a note saying ... 'I'd love a drink if your single... if your married this never happened'

BulletFox · 13/01/2018 17:43

Marshmellow that's a really nice idea

ImAMarshmellow · 13/01/2018 17:47

Don't leave your number for him to find, I.e taped to the back door... you might end up with the amazon delivery man texting you

outofmydepth45 · 13/01/2018 17:48

I need an update !Grin

LowMaintenance101 · 13/01/2018 17:58

I haven't RTFT but when the MN email came through I nearly wet myself. There is a courier driver known locally as DPD Dan. He gives many, many ladies the fanny gallops. Apparently, there is even an FB page dedicated to him. This thread has just reminded me to do a search....

BulletFox · 13/01/2018 18:05

An FB page??

Must try harder, things like brushing hair (if I finally locate a hairbrush. I've found the comb). Make up.

I want an FB page as well! I want to tantalise and dazzle! Ok, probably not likely

MiddleClassProblem · 13/01/2018 18:08

Wondering how we made the email today when we have no update.

@inmyshoos are you ok?

MiddleClassProblem · 13/01/2018 18:10

BulletFox rub a bit of coal on your cheeks to look like a grafter and carry a heavy bag of “coal”cotton wool painted black

BulletFox · 13/01/2018 18:12

Middle I'm not sure I'd get away with it or it would be endearing :)

You try it and report back. I'm sure it would be a sexy little number with others.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/01/2018 18:23

Dammit, I've just read all 7 pages of this, confident there would be an update from Thursday! Come on, OP, you can't just toddle off and not let us know.

cioccolata · 13/01/2018 18:27

Really need an update. Come on op!

SpoonfulOfJam · 13/01/2018 18:28

I cannot believe I've never seen legally blonde. Bend and snap is hilarious. Wander if it's on Netflix....

madmoo75 · 13/01/2018 18:52

I've just read the whole thread looking for a reply, come on op we need to know what happened

treacletoffee23 · 13/01/2018 19:02

He was delivering slabs and together they have built their stairway to Heaven....

MiddleClassProblem · 13/01/2018 19:13

treacletoffee23 on the one hand that’s lovely but on the other it sounds very sinister...

LowMaintenance101 · 13/01/2018 19:13

@BulletFox (Not sure if I've tagged you correctly, I'm not very techy).
I've just searched for the FB page bit can't find it. Maybe it's a secret page? So all the ladies can gush freely....

MiddleClassProblem · 13/01/2018 19:20

LowMaintenance101 gush is not a great word in this context...

Psychobabble123 · 13/01/2018 19:21

Oh for crying out loud, did she ask him out or not??! Shock

MissMudskipper · 13/01/2018 19:32

MiddleClassProblem you had to go there.....😂😂😂😂