To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

[TheCatOfAthenry]

Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

My teas gone cold I'm wondering why...
Called my landlord to fix the heating

The prosecution barrister called me a consummate liar.
And Mummy didn't help much when she went on the stand.
She told them "as a child she was always make-believing".

Now I'm stuck in here for a ten stretch.

I don't care because I've got my spine, I've got my Orange Crush.

I'd worry about the scary monsters and super creeps

Ive just downed three bottles of prosecco and a couple of grams of coke. They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no , no.

101 or an AA intervention?

What's that coming up over the hill?
Is it a monster?
Quickcall 101.

I don't know but it moves like Jagger

Poor thing bet it just feels like dancing. Better call the dog warden instead

But ginger - someone let all the dogs out!

I bet they're all gonna run to you, because when the feelings right, they can run all night.

Sod the dog warden, someone call the rspca.

Or call the YMCA - the dogs can hang out with all they boys - it's fun to stay at the YMCA and they can have a good time.

I heard a funny noise upstairs and went and looked. OMG! I think there's a she wolf in the closet.

101 or open up and set her free?

Yeah gotta love those young guns, having some fun. Especially with them crazy ladies keeping 'em on the run.

Makes me want to run run run run, because they're a thorn in my side and everytime I think of them it makes me shiver to the bone.

Country road was supposed to take me home to the place I belong. But this is West Virginia - I come from Scunthorpe. AIBU to take my satnav back and demand a replacement?

Almost heaven=West Virginia and OOh heaven is a Place on Earth

Ah yes but heaven knows I’m miserable now

Yeah well what difference does it make?

Shops are shut and I bet you'll not get a refund now @Nervousrex

Call trading standards.

That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight losing my religion...
Sbould I call 101 for lost property

But everybody hurts sometime @IamtheDevilsAvocado

I suggest you have a word with women's aid and get your ducks in a row.

I loved you then as I love you still
Though you put me on a pedestal,
They put me on the pill
I don't feel bad about letting you go
I just feel sad about letting you know

AIBU to think new England is a bit of emperor's new clothes??

@IamtheDevilsAvocado
You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot! How could you say those things about New England. New York - yes, it's no fairytale,for sure... but New England? That's beyond reproach.

I'm calling my solicitor in the morning.

Working 9-5 is all very well, Dolly, but if you think you're just a step on the boss man's ladder then you need to consult your union. He's not allowed under employment law to let you dream just to watch them shatter.

I'm glad to see you're finally facing your Waterloo @Sologirl1982. About bloody time too.

I'd be on the phone to acas though if Dolly's having that bad a time of it with her 9-5. I mean all she's trying do do is make a living.

That's all very well, @Froglet, but I get a feeling that I should have been home yesterday

@ginger, do you think trading standards would make them pay me extra for emotional distress? When I last spoke to OH he said he was sick and tired of sitting here when I called him last night from Glasgow...

...this satnav really is shagged, isn't it?