To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

[TheCatOfAthenry]

Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

AIBU? My BF asked for cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women for Xmas. I only gave him milk and alcohol.

@Ryder63 I bet also asked if he said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against him. Aren't you the poster who said your bf was really jealous because being in love with a beautiful woman is hard and everybody want you and wants to take you home? He sounds very controlling I think he might need some therapy

A guy passed me on the escalator and told me I was beautiful.

Although I was flattered, he was fucking high! Do I call 101?

Ginger automatically I wouldn't worry too much, even if he'd seen your face from a crowded place, he doesn't know what to do. Plus, he'll never be with you. One of those simple harmless stalker types!

Gingernaut sorry. Stupid autocorrect!

At least he didn't just randomly suggest getting married cos he wanted something 'dumb to do'

I mean who does that? I've dumped his lazy arse. He never wanted to do much any way just lay in bed all day, watch tv and wank all. Dropped out of uni and doesn't even want to speak to me on the phone - Says no one can tell him he can't and quite frankly this episode with the marriage proposal is the last straw.

Aibu to dump him?

gingergenius, absolutely YADNBU.

You've got to tell him "No romance with no finance!"

@froglet -

@dillydally - I wouldn't worry. Even if they do they'll probably only advise you to bathe it in a jug in future.

There's a young man here who reckons he's just been through the desert on a horse with no name. Does anybody have the out of hours number for the RSPCA?

Perhaps it was a runaway horse, taking him through the night, racing through the darkness, trying to find a light.

What won't meatloaf do for love because he never actually explains!

What exactly IS a wonderwall?

And can someone please help Jon BonJovi? He appears to have a serious wound to the heart and apparently I'm to blame??

I'm so so tired of relationships. Where have all the good men gone? And where are all the gods?
I've been tossing and turn all night, dreaming of what I need, and you know what?
This time I'm holding out for a hero. At least until the end of the night.

Do you think I need to work on my boundaries?

ginger - Kris Allen says there are no boundaries, and with every step you climb another mountain. Better get yourself down to Mountain Warehouse and stock up on hiking boots.

And where are the plumbers who went missing here on Monday (there was a tall man and his companion)?

Has anybody even bothered to file a Missing Persons' report? 😳

@stevie69 I heard from a mate that he had to escape - something about the city being was sticky and cruel.
I heard he drove, lol ALL NIGHT to see his gf. Didn't call first or anything and when he got there just woke her up for a bloody shag.

It wouldn't be missing persons I'd be calling if I were her!

AIBU to think my DP is cheating on me? We went dancing last night but it was awful, it was like his feet had no rhythm! I think it's guilt but he swears he'll never dance with anyone the way he dances with me.

He's lying isn't he?

I swear I left her by the river. I swear I left her safe and sound. I need to make it to the river. AIBU to wonder why no one believes me?

Sorry, Rich, she was meeting Bruce. You're just the fall guy.

If you are feeling nearly faded as your jeans I suggest a good nights sleep and some dye.

But why are you lividly wondering TheCat ? There's nothing to be angry about!

@DagenhamRoundhouse I know you think I might BU, but I will continue to be furious and assert that IANBU.

When she smiled, I didn't stop and stare for a while.

Bruno really has got a cheek making such sweeping accusatory statements.

Yeah but @sausagepastapot he said you're amazing, and he loves you just the way you are. Surely that counts for something. Even if you do hate your laugh.

That's OK TheCat, I know you can't fight this feeling any more. Had you forgotten what you started fighting for? Perhaps The Cat should have a stroll in The Fields of Athenry.

@DagenhamRoundhouse maybe the Cat will walk through the windmill of their minds???

@DagenhamRoundhouse I frequently do!

If everybody hurts sometimes , why are those bloody shiny happy people holding hands like nothing has happened? I know it's not the end of the world but, my mate Kenneth won't tell me the frequency to listen in on the police radio to check if they have logged my complaint yet.