To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

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Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

@Nervousrex Mamma Mia that's tough going.

Regarding Lady Madonna, I think she manages to feed the rest by extended breastfeeding. A pioneer, I believe.

@Nervousrex could've been worse. You could've been calling from Tesco!

Satnav is indeed shagged. I guess you're just gonna have to get out and 500 miles and walk 500 more.

It's the only option. RAC anyone?

@NC4now that made me laugh. I will never forget being in my friends car & her boyfriend ejected the cd & threw it out of the window (tbf he was a total cock) & said ' I understand your serious about your rhythm but you cannot compare yourself to a world wide killer'

I crease about it every time I hear snap

Perhaps he built this city on rock n roll?

Well I hope he had planning permission @worlybear. Bloody cheeky fucker. Get on to the planning department first thing Monday.

I mean I love rock n roll, and regularly put another dime in the juke box, but there are rules for a reason!

Well my baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then he takes another home again to find me waiting for him.

Do i need to get a life?

minions at least he can Ride on Time. So not Southern Trains then?

Lol @Eltonjohnssyrup
True @minionsrule it could be worse - he could be on a midnight train to georgia.

Then what you do?

I'd have to go kiss the rain...... (whispers) is that illegal?

Hope he's not on a runaway train never coming back, wrong way on a one way track

I swear I left her by the river. I swear I left her safe and sound. I need to make it to the river. AIBU to wonder why no one believes me?

I realise you drove all night to get to your lover Mr Orbison, but that does not excuse the fact that you crept in her room without knocking first.

Solo, I think he's a creep, a weirdo. What the hell is he doing there?
He doesn't belong here.

Never mind being a creep and a weirdo, I'm a bitch I'm a lover, I'm a child and a mother. I'm everything you want all rolled into one.

Fuck. Am I a schizophrenic or a nymphomaniac? Help.

Should I call SS???

I'm in the phone booth it's the one across the hall
If you don't answer I'll just ring it off the wall.

Well you're in for a surprise, little lady as I'm registered with TPS.

Love is a burning ring of fire. Next time he phones tell him to go easy on the curry .

Should I call 101 or 999 about Romeo stepping out from a convenient streetlight to serenade with a lovesong that he made? He has now propositioned me - asking you and me babe how about it? Seriously he can't even remember my name.

But don't leave him hanging on the telephone Woof, he'll need to get back to the lav!

Got laid low by Romeo, I need to report that a little old lady got mutilated late last night

@Awks must be the same guy who came to my house the other day: said he was the telephone man.

Asked me if I wanted it in the kitchen or the hall, then said I could have it in the bathroom or sling it on the wall.

He offered me a buzzer or a ring but then he started talking about having a ding-a-long which I thought was really suspect so I flung him out pronto and called 101. Bloody pervert.

Help! Some guy in a mask is telling me to 'listen to the music of the night' and to 'leave all thoughts of the world you knew before'. Is this some sort of euphemism? Is he a dealer? Or is this merely a party invite? AIBU to log with 101?

Woof, his excuse in a court of law (harassment charge) was that he was only the lonely - who saw no harm in stalking a pretty woman.

There's a woman wearing an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. I find this incredibly sizeist and offensive. Plus - I fear for her skin health later in life. WIBU to ask her to cover up?

Some woman said she saw us on the counter, she saw us banging on the sofa, and that she saw us butt naked on the bathroom floor!

I tell to tell her that it wasn't me. Weirdo.

Solo, perhaps she was too good to be true, he couldn't take my eyes off her, thought she would be like heaven to touch and wanted to hold her so much.