Get your fucking foot off my seat!

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Sitting on an aircraft. Not taken off. The woman behind me keeps putting her foot up on my arm rest and knocking my elbow.

I've just elbowed her off.
In for a long flight.

I can't believe you didn't set her straight properly about who owns the armrest!

She finally said to her dp fuckin hell she keeps knocking my foot down.

Oh dear. Fold newspaper and remove spectacles. Stand up (seatbelt sign allowing). Turn around, big smile "do you realise that you're putting your foot on part of my seat and that isn't allowed? Do you need me to get the steward to come and explain the rules to you?" Keep standing there smiling and wait for apology.

Ew...I reiterate my water comment. Right up her trouser leg.

I like the drawing of a funny face idea

She didn't stop?

So she shoved her feet between your seat and the side of the aircraft ? Isn't that dangerous ? I would have called the flight attendant.
And her shoes were dirty too !
Yuk.

She stopped during the flight.

On the ground waiting to get off and she has done it again this time with a shoe on.

I dont understand why some people are such rude ill mannered pigs.

How old is she? She sounds about five

I apologise to any five year olds. She actually sounds like a big baby

What airline you on OP ?

British Airways domestic flight

Moved it up further now.

Trip her up while you are disembarking ?

You still on the plane ? They have Probably closed the airport now and you will be on board all night.

I'd have to loudly declare, 'FGS woman, your feet stink! Put it DOWN!'

Trip her up while you are disembarking?

She looks rough.

I note her dp ignored her when she moaned to him.

She will get someone who is not as tolerant as me soon enough.......

They can't get us off the plane betty is busted.

Undo her shoelaces

Undo her laces and tie them to a parachute cord.

Steal the shoe. Say you thought it was complimentary seeing as it's on your seat.

Honest, I would say " please could you take your dirty shoes off my seat, it's very annoying."
Sorry you have had a crap flight.

My worse was transatlantic sitting next to a man who sniffed loudly and swallowed his own snot at regular intervals, approx every 3 minutes.

If she's in front of you, how is her shoe in facing you? Am I being really thick?

That is grim. Grubby cow

She looks rough

There's a shocker

She's sitting behind the OP and shoving her foot in the gap between the armrest and the side of the plane.

I told the ba staff just now and she said i should have told them. Yeah they knew of her....been drinking.

She seemed rough didn't dare in case I got punched

You'll have to use the emergency slides to exit the plane, OP and she'll have to take her shoes off.