Isn't the wedding going to be in the morning and then the football in the pm?
My plan is to get hugely pissed up during the wedding in the morning whilst wearing Union Jack clothing and singing the national anthem. I may even get maudlin and shed a tear for dear departed Di.
This has nothing to do with patriotism or fondness for the royal family. It just really irritates my Irish husband. Which is great fun.
Then in the afternoon I shall ruin the football for him by bitching about Beatrice and Eugenie's outfits and Camillas hat very loudly during the exciting bits then crying about Diana being dead again.
It'll be the most fun I have this decade unless the Queen carks it.