To ask you to send me money so I can....

[brasty]

buy an enormous field and outbuilding to house a herd of capybaras?

What the hell is that?

It's obvious innit? It's a Blobfish.

They're very useful for dieters to keep in a tank in the kitchen...

Someone should report dotdot's post for offensively interfering with the cuteness.

My eyes.

Brasty I have emptied my coin bowl from my desk, and there is $21.98 USD. It is rather heavy, so after shipping it may cover a carrot or two. Do they eat carrots?

I love the family in the SF Zoo. Fascinating creatures. Beautiful. When they run they pick up some speed though, so make sure you practice matador-like jumping out of the way before you actually bring them to live with you.

Soup - FRANCE? Wild in France? Well I never. I don't actually know where I imagined they ran wild, but certainly never in France.

SMYH.

Am hoping against hope that April the Giraffe is not actually pregnant again; truly cannot afford another 6 weeks of compulsive rear-end watching only to miss the actual birth in the end

I bloody love Capybaras. I've seen them (plus babies!) in the wild and practically cried I was that excited.

Tapirs, capybaras & pigs please 🖒😊
Edinburgh zoo breed tapirs, the babies are seriously cute ❤

*Someone should report dotdot's post for offensively interfering with the cuteness.

My eyes.*

Ooooh oooooooh! I've just found a bottle cap down the side of the sofa - I'm sure it's very valuable. I shall send it forthwith.

The Yorkshire Wildlife Park has capybara, they always look very chilled out!

If you're having some of the pretty sheep, how about getting some of these, too?

modernfarmer.com/2014/03/meet-mangalitsa-hairy-pig-thats-kobe-beef-pork/

I'll donate all my Boots Advantage points.

What about a few red pandas, they're much cuter than capybaras (runs and hides)

Dd has annoyed me this evening so I’m going to send back her new wellies and donate the money towards a pangolin.
That’s nearly £14 so must impose conditions. NO animals with pouches. Okay?

*This is an official emergency. I need to know how it is I have lived my entire life and never heard of or seen this cuteness that is Valais blacknose sheep.

How? Why? Where do I get one? Where do they hang out? How did you know about them? Can I have them all?*

They have a pair at Drusilla's zoo near Eastbourne.

They also have capybaras. And a giant anteater with its strangely phallic nose.

For a giant anteater, I could even be persuaded to part with a £10 Waterstones gift card ...

I wonder what the Professional Masterchef contestants would do with the delicious Blobfish? Omelette, perhaps?

Capybaras are my most favouritist of all animals. I have even had the chance to feed them at a zoo. I can donate an assortment of coinage from around the world which is collecting in a drawer in my kitchen.

I have been thinking about this all day.

I have decided that this cause is now my reason for being. As such I am resigning my job and becoming a full time charity mugger in aid of the Capybaras and Friends.

Brasty if we can come up with a cute name for your farm then I reckon I should be able to send you about £53.70 by the end of next week.

I say we bin the others and go all in for the Valais Black Nose Sheep.

They win the thread, the internet, the world.

Beautiful ill donate if you open a second one in northern ireland

I've just seen those fluffy piggies!

They have to be part of the Capybara Farm. They're lovely

There’s one that roams free near where I live!
www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/10441796.World_s_largest_rodent_on_the_loose_near_Marlow/

Ooh. First time Ive won the internet. Thanks PinkTiger. I seem to remember they cropped up on a yarn related forum. Aren’t they just squeeeeee?

I could loan you a few Moose, the odd bear and a few wolves?

Or this. It’s name is Bob. It’s “currently” living on a diet of charging cables. How it’s still living I have no idea.

I love them! They make good models too....

Omg Bob is beautiful @MooseBeTimeForSnow

I really need a cat

Wait there is another one behind him? That’s just greed lol

shchadenfreude I'm sure they would sous vide it like everything else!!