To ask you to send me money so I can....

[brasty]

buy an enormous field and outbuilding to house a herd of capybaras?

What?

No Fennec Foxes?

You don’t need a field OP. Just a litter tray. Look. They are indoor pets.

I have just found a feed the capybaras and tapirs at Cotswold Wildlife Park for £50 per person.

Lord They need space to run about. I would never buy an animal and keep it in poor conditions.

We need red pandas

Yesssss to fenecc foxes 😍😍😍😍

They have capybaras at Newquay Zoo. They're in the same enclosure as the tapirs and something else My DS adores both capybaras and tapirs so we were there hours.

He's having a Junior Zoo Keeper experience there next year for his birthday. But don't tell him - it's a surprise.

I will contribute £13.82 in Boots Advantage points, about £4 in Nectar points and £12.50 in Tesco Clubcard vouchers if you will add chinchillas and sifakas to the menagerie. Got to have sifakas for the dancing!

I've been in love with fennecs since reading Mischief in Fez as a child.

Wow, watch this.

I'll send a cheque If you also add a donkey named Geoffrey to your ever expanding list of animals to buy. 😂😂❤❤❤

This one please ❤

Barbaraofseville I wonder if you live in the same town as me because I have also been excited at the prospect of going to see the capybara when they arrive.

Don't they like to swim? You might need to add a swimming pool fund.

I think you need to add lynx too - since they keep getting murdered by idiots in Wales.

I will send you my life's savings.

No worries, I won't live with you... I will live with the capybaras (and perhaps some sloths too, if you want to do the multi-level critter thing.)

Right we need golden@cheeked gibbons to sing so that the sifakas have some music to dance to. We send the quokkas round with a hat each for a collection - who could refuse a quokka’s smile? We’ll make loads, brasty, you’ll have your estate in no time.

Justabadwife, I have cousin named Geoffrey, would he do? He’s not much of a donkey, but he could carry you around on his back and he’s been to Jerusalem. I’m sure he’d be happy to eat a carrot for you.

Is it alarming that I have now lost complete track of what some of these animals actually are 😱

Jux,

jux does your cousin have big Velvet ears?
If not I'm afraid he just won't do

Unless of course he has other donkey like attributes??😜

I bring you the north American beaver....
😍😍😍😍

I can send £1.04

Seriously cute but not quite as cute as www.bing.com/images/search?q=baby+orangutans&id=E8D88C53754D81218572BAFEEC6631C24287F361&FORM=IARRTH

Oh and 20p is in the post to you