To ask you to send me money so I can....

[brasty]

buy an enormous field and outbuilding to house a herd of capybaras?

I can donate £1.80, DD's dinner money for today. She's got a sandwich and a Mars bar for playscheme after school, she'll be fine.

How did quokkas ever get to Scotland anyway?

Was that Schadenfreude? 😂

Yes I am on paypal. Just phoning amazon to see if they will accept nectar points for a capybara.

Oh, then you can also have my 473 Nectar points if they say yes.

@meddie you have just ruined Liev Schrieber for me

Oh, good Lord, prepare to lose your hearts, folks...
to "Cheesecake" the motherly capybara, who fosters all manner of other abused and neglected animals now safe at her sanctuary home.

Aaawww...you see everyone loves capybaras.

Yeeeees, Duck

Lighthearted . . . . . . . .

@brasty capybaras are my all time favourite, always wanted a herd but the swimming pool aspect is a big ask!!!

They have a herd at Chessington used to live busting them when I was local.

Schadenfreude 😂😂😂😂

FFS I'm SNOWED under with work and i accidentally googled quokkas. How lovely are they. I'll trade in the dog and rabbit for a quokka, dog is in the dog house as she pulled down lots of coats from a coat rack and broke the rack. Pain in arse, bet a quokka would sit there knitting or something. Now dog wont look at me as she knows she was wrong. Am going to make her watch quokka videos on you tube. Rabbit can stay.

OP this is more of a crowdfunding subject...please paste in your crowdfunding link so I can donate a sh*t load of money! :-)
Also i would like a petting zoo element so I can play with the Capybaras

Can you imagine swimming in the pool with this pair?

In Tokyo they have their own hot tub. We need money for one of those as well.

look quokkas can obviously ride bikes (so can sell ice-creams to visitors and earn their keep)

I wonder if they got to Rottnest Island on pedalos, then?

It's the same principle.

Love Capybaras, JoeJoe is my favourite. Tagged a friend in one of his cute instagram photos and she thought he was a weird/creepy animal

I’ve got about 800 nectar points you can add to your fund!

sunnyshores Not actually proof they can ride a bike. Although if they could, I would buy ice cream from them.

Op I'm going to win the euro lottery on fri and half of it will be yours if i can pitch my tent in the field and cuddle them when i wake up

PAGING MooseBeTimeForSnow

What about some Valais blacknose sheep?

This is an official emergency. I need to know how it is I have lived my entire life and never heard of or seen this cuteness that is Valais blacknose sheep.

How? Why? Where do I get one? Where do they hang out? How did you know about them? Can I have them all?

If I sent you a Scottish fiver, would you stick a couple of these in your pond?

What the hell is that?

I am wiring you a billionty-squillion English Pounds as we speak (well, type).

Just as long as you promise there will be at least one dik dik

Just to throw it in their. Not sure if anyone has said it yet. Chessington world of adventures have two and you can have a feeding time with them where you feed and stroke them.