I did not even click for it! And it appears impossible to unsubscribe!
This happened a couple of years ago and I eventually found a phone number that worked, but, hey, it was a lot of work and why should I have to go to a load of trouble?
I do not want FUCKING FUCKING Amazon Prime, I do not want it in a boat, I do not want it on a train, I do not want it in the rain...

And yes yes it is my fault for using Amazon, maybe I should give up Amazon.