Songs ruined by misheard lyrics?

[TillyMint81]

My husband is a bugger for changing lyrics to songs.
Most recently it was the Rag n Bone Mans 'Human' that he ruined for me.
He changed to words to 'I'm in a human casserole' instead of 'I'm only human, after all'
Before that it was the song that goes 'ciao, adios, I'm done' which became 'shower de horse, I'm done'
Now when I hear them I can't hear the originals!
What songs have been ruined for you?

Not sure if I've added this already but 'this is how we do it'
I'm kind to bugs and it's all because....

puddingpen

“My love has got no money, his god is from Belize”

Temptation Waits by Garbage

I’ll tell you something, I am a warm fart instead of I have a wolf heart

Jay Z Empire State of mind

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of

I heard

Concrete jungle, wet dreams and mayonnaise