To want to get my entire boob out and breastfeed whilst wearing pyjamas to breakfast in a hotel.

[SmileEachDay]

Just...the JUDGEMENT.

Dobby

Please don’t encourage swearing whilst I’m breastfeeding Count. That’s a fucking baby on my nipple, if he can hear through the jojo bow he’ll be scarred for life.

I could squirt her in the eye maybe?

Chest feeding, I think you'll find, Dobby...

Don’t forget the filters and duck pout when taking the selfie. Funny ear filters are the best.

Good. I've always called it 'milk'. Boobie juice was really making me feel uneasy!

Just thought OP, don't bother getting fruit from the hotel buffet as you can load up from the free fruit for children stand in Tesco. It will be fresher!

Are you comparing breastfeeding TO PISSING Dobby?

Ffs

Face palm. Not ‘the’ selfie. Of course I mean the multiple selfies that all look the same. Bet u’ll look gawjus hun.

Thanx hun.

Dog nose is sexy, right?

Ooh yes Smile, let's hope she has sensitive eyes!

Dobby you’ll be telling me exposing my boobs is the same as being a flasher next.

I hope you're in that hotel with your lover Op.

But your teenager will be busy trick or treating early with menace so can't steal one

You bite my chest and we're going to fall out, Smile...

Would Coriander like to come to my Chlamydia's 6th birthday party? Siblings welcome too, so long as there's no more than eight per invitee. and they all bring a present each

Refer to baby as 'boob muncher/monster'

Eat with your mouth full

Let your kid called Ulysses piss on the floor

Just make sure you remember - bare feet at the hotel buffet, boots when arriving at someone's house.

Talk, sorry...not eat

Express one side while feeding on the other?
Make sure all pj's are gender neutral.